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[xxfallenstar]

Fictional Pain: you know who totally owns?
x acidXtears: me?
Fictional Pain: yes. but that's not who i was thinking of
x acidXtears: damnit
Fictional Pain: Ken Jennings!
Fictional Pain: he's totally my idol.
x acidXtears: o_O
Fictional Pain: he's won 32 times on jeopardy!
x acidXtears: blah
Fictional Pain: he's the coolest person in the world!
Fictional Pain: lol
Fictional Pain: he has like 1,022,000!
x acidXtears: i'll just ignored the fact that you are a major nerd lol
Fictional Pain: lol
Fictional Pain: i can't believe you haven't heard about him!
Fictional Pain: it's like, all over the internet and it's in the newspapers and whatnot
x acidXtears: i dont read newspapers really and i hate jeoaprdy
x acidXtears: and i'm so much cooler than him and you know it
Fictional Pain: i guess so... lol
x acidXtears: you suck nuts
Fictional Pain: haha. i'm kidding! lol
x acidXtears: well you suck nuts anyways just cuz well........you do
Fictional Pain: okay
x acidXtears: consider it an honor
x acidXtears: lol
Fictional Pain: lol
x acidXtears: you can be the queen nut sucker
x acidXtears: and you can show all the drag queens at pride how good you suck nuts lol
Fictional Pain: ohhh :-( lol
x acidXtears: lol
x acidXtears: i meant like planters peanuts or some other brand lol
Fictional Pain: suuure! lol
x acidXtears: why would i want you to suck a drag queens nuts? that would totally turn them off
x acidXtears: unless you were so good at it that you turned into the hottest gay man ever
Fictional Pain: unless they were straight!
Fictional Pain: that would be so TIGHT!
x acidXtears: yea
x acidXtears: then you could have hot drag queen sex lol
Fictional Pain: i could definately do that
Fictional Pain: I
Fictional Pain: am kind of hungry!
x acidXtears: eat something
Fictional Pain: perhaps
x acidXtears: like straight drag queen nuts