SMELLY
well i haven't updated in the longest time
and since no one is on msn:( i will update now
only cause i am the coolest person ever so yeah
i have nothing really to write
so this kinda sucks lmao
i just came home from helenas like 30 mins ago
sh came to my work and i made her a small french vanilla:)
and then we chilled at teh food court which was jks cause we had nothing else to do
then i asked my mom to bring me money so she brought me $20 BIG SPENDA
then i had to get change so i got changed in my van:)
and couldn't get my pants on
lmfao good times
then my mom drove us to where i am suppose to be working and i showed helena
then we wanted to bus somewhere and i kept on saying malton but because helena is smelly she said no:(
that bitch
so we took the 61 to vince's house
and i bought a hot chocolate because i was wearing short sleves
then we walk to vinces house
and half way we call and his mom was like he just left for eddie's house want the number so i said iights homie gi
without the iights and home gi of course
so we called the phone like 21836472657264762462984 times but noooo you didn't answer that fucking bastard
then he does answer and he was like i'm at eddies house and i was like what are u doing and he was like going to the movies and i was like when and he was like now and i was like are u bussing and he was like no driving so i was like ok
so we couldn't go meet them cause they didn't know we were there
so we were like fuck what do we do now
and i was fucking freezing
so we take the bus to helena's hosue i get a sweater and a winter coat
and we walk to no frills
but it was closed:(
so then we sat in mcdonalds for like 3hoursjust doing stupid shit and all
and i ordered a HAPPY MEAL
lmao i haven't ordered one of those in like 50 years
thats right i'm 51
so then we left and walked home and we chilled at her house and she read me her diary lmao
ok so now to the fun part
hahah
so yeah
i get to have a deep livejournal
lmfoa yeah right i'm not spending my time pouring my guts out cause i am that cool and all
so yeah
well all my friends are so cool
lmfoa no i'm joking
i will not make on
i rufuse
only cause i am a P.I.M.P
and thats it and thats all
no ifs, and's, of but's
except for my but of course
damn i am good
that made no sense
but hey
i don't need ur sympathy
(BIG WORD)
and yeahi guess so
so (BIG WORD)
how are you
and a(BIG WORD)
ok i am done
or am i
you won't know
walking on the moon
UNBREAK MY HEART
tony braxton is a fuking P.I.M.P
just like me of course
oo snap
UNDUE THIS HURT YOU CAUSED WHEN YOU WALKED OUT THE DOOR
so my penis is very clever
it made me a sandwich today
i was so fucking proud
but you know what they say
once a lover always a giver
once you turn black you never go back
an apple a day keeps the doctor away
a penis a day will keep your veggy(sp) clean
i made the second one up:)
ANGIE
so i thjink i am don
HELLO LOCO
wow i haven't done that in awhile
its like my penis just grew 5 inches longer then my head
WHAT HEAD
RIGHT
AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT
i repeat right
so yeah
i was singing in the gas statoin
AND OMG I FORGOT THE BEST PART
SO ANYWAYS
my mom had to get gas
but she was in JAMMIES
so she told me to get it s
so i did and iw as going in to pay
and this HOT HOT HOT guy came and asked me if i can buy cigs for him
and i was like sorry i'm not old enogh
and he was like no i will give u money
and i was like (laugh) i know but i'm not old enough
and he was like are you sure
and i was like yes
and he was like (laugh) ok thanks anyways
then i was happy cause he thought i was old enough lmfao
so yeah thats my story
oomg this is amazing
and sinead smells
so sinead thinks we are chilling tomorrow but i ain't having that shit:D
i love you too PAULINE
hahah I TRICKED YOU SMELL ASS
wow i love pauline
almost as much as i love apples
weird
I KNOW
so i kinda hate ali
like she is such a bitch
like fuck
all me and vince talk about is ali
maybe is she wasn't such a whore
like fuck
and he friends suck like ass
lmao vince me and u are cool:)
and ali is the BESTEST
so yeah
i think i am about done
OMG
EW
nick and sinead are dating
that kinda makes we wanna puke:)
fag asked her out on msn lmfao
thats awesome
are we still in grade 7 lol
jks
or am i?
exactly
haha good time with that dandy fellow
or apples and green peppers and pineapple peelings(the peelings are from pauline though)
i guess so
yeah ok
so bye everybody with a smelly ass with no face but a peanut butter apple donut :)
and since no one is on msn:( i will update now
only cause i am the coolest person ever so yeah
i have nothing really to write
so this kinda sucks lmao
i just came home from helenas like 30 mins ago
sh came to my work and i made her a small french vanilla:)
and then we chilled at teh food court which was jks cause we had nothing else to do
then i asked my mom to bring me money so she brought me $20 BIG SPENDA
then i had to get change so i got changed in my van:)
and couldn't get my pants on
lmfao good times
then my mom drove us to where i am suppose to be working and i showed helena
then we wanted to bus somewhere and i kept on saying malton but because helena is smelly she said no:(
that bitch
so we took the 61 to vince's house
and i bought a hot chocolate because i was wearing short sleves
then we walk to vinces house
and half way we call and his mom was like he just left for eddie's house want the number so i said iights homie gi
without the iights and home gi of course
so we called the phone like 21836472657264762462984 times but noooo you didn't answer that fucking bastard
then he does answer and he was like i'm at eddies house and i was like what are u doing and he was like going to the movies and i was like when and he was like now and i was like are u bussing and he was like no driving so i was like ok
so we couldn't go meet them cause they didn't know we were there
so we were like fuck what do we do now
and i was fucking freezing
so we take the bus to helena's hosue i get a sweater and a winter coat
and we walk to no frills
but it was closed:(
so then we sat in mcdonalds for like 3hoursjust doing stupid shit and all
and i ordered a HAPPY MEAL
lmao i haven't ordered one of those in like 50 years
thats right i'm 51
so then we left and walked home and we chilled at her house and she read me her diary lmao
ok so now to the fun part
hahah
so yeah
i get to have a deep livejournal
lmfoa yeah right i'm not spending my time pouring my guts out cause i am that cool and all
so yeah
well all my friends are so cool
lmfoa no i'm joking
i will not make on
i rufuse
only cause i am a P.I.M.P
and thats it and thats all
no ifs, and's, of but's
except for my but of course
damn i am good
that made no sense
but hey
i don't need ur sympathy
(BIG WORD)
and yeahi guess so
so (BIG WORD)
how are you
and a(BIG WORD)
ok i am done
or am i
you won't know
walking on the moon
UNBREAK MY HEART
tony braxton is a fuking P.I.M.P
just like me of course
oo snap
UNDUE THIS HURT YOU CAUSED WHEN YOU WALKED OUT THE DOOR
so my penis is very clever
it made me a sandwich today
i was so fucking proud
but you know what they say
once a lover always a giver
once you turn black you never go back
an apple a day keeps the doctor away
a penis a day will keep your veggy(sp) clean
i made the second one up:)
ANGIE
so i thjink i am don
HELLO LOCO
wow i haven't done that in awhile
its like my penis just grew 5 inches longer then my head
WHAT HEAD
RIGHT
AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT
i repeat right
so yeah
i was singing in the gas statoin
AND OMG I FORGOT THE BEST PART
SO ANYWAYS
my mom had to get gas
but she was in JAMMIES
so she told me to get it s
so i did and iw as going in to pay
and this HOT HOT HOT guy came and asked me if i can buy cigs for him
and i was like sorry i'm not old enogh
and he was like no i will give u money
and i was like (laugh) i know but i'm not old enough
and he was like are you sure
and i was like yes
and he was like (laugh) ok thanks anyways
then i was happy cause he thought i was old enough lmfao
so yeah thats my story
oomg this is amazing
and sinead smells
so sinead thinks we are chilling tomorrow but i ain't having that shit:D
i love you too PAULINE
hahah I TRICKED YOU SMELL ASS
wow i love pauline
almost as much as i love apples
weird
I KNOW
so i kinda hate ali
like she is such a bitch
like fuck
all me and vince talk about is ali
maybe is she wasn't such a whore
like fuck
and he friends suck like ass
lmao vince me and u are cool:)
and ali is the BESTEST
so yeah
i think i am about done
OMG
EW
nick and sinead are dating
that kinda makes we wanna puke:)
fag asked her out on msn lmfao
thats awesome
are we still in grade 7 lol
jks
or am i?
exactly
haha good time with that dandy fellow
or apples and green peppers and pineapple peelings(the peelings are from pauline though)
i guess so
yeah ok
so bye everybody with a smelly ass with no face but a peanut butter apple donut :)