The Pond Legacy 1.2
Like the first just a whole lot more babies.
Jenny: Making the Pregnant lady fix the dishwasher. grumble grumble.
Welcome to another joyous update!
Poor thing, taking care of the babies 24 hours a day.
BUT ITS ALL YOUR FAULT.
NO TOILET FOR YOU HAHAHHAHA.
The twins grew up when I wasn't looking, little bastards, so I couldn't get any cute pictures of them.
The Twins: SO ABANDONED.
Rose: At least I have you ugly doll thing.
Jebidiah: Who's the prettiest toddle in the world and not adopted?
YOU ARE. YES YOU ARE.
Rose: Belch.
Jebidiah: Gross.
Donna: Don't even think about it.
BEST MUMMY EVER.
Gawd I love Generations.
Jebidiah: Honey I brought those raw hotdogs you wanted.
Jenny: Excellent Jeeves.
And so little Adopted Jack Grows up next to the wieners.
WOO.
Jebidiah: Ohmygod! Not again!?
Jenny: Oh SIM GOD WHY? It hurts so much the second time!!
YAY BABIES.
Which is how Mickey Pond was born.
Mickey
Traits: Couch Potato, Virtuoso
Hired a baby sitter. They are almost completely broke, but it was totally worth it.
Babysitter: TOTALLY NOT WORTH IT.
Jenny: Learn to walk or I will drag you across the floor.
Someone needs sleep.
Rose: I'm going to whine like this and keep you from going to sleep.
NOW FEED ME.
Jeb: That's it, left foot, right foot. Oh Donna you're so good at this!
Jebidiah the better half is a lot more accomplished at baby learning.
Jenny: Now Walk.
Jack: Has no clue.
Mickey: Jack, you're sitting on my genitals.
Jack: Sorry buddy.
So Mickey farts sparkles and...
GROWS INTO A FREAKING ROCKSTAR
Mickey: I'm so badass.
I think all the genital sitting gave him a mouth.
Hope he doesn't spread it to others.
OH YES.
For once in her life I think she actually gets to go to work.
Jenny: Work Work Work Work.
And so Rose and Donna grow up, very badly I think.
Donna: gains Friendly
Rose: gains Hates the Outdoors
Rose: Gotta mop up some piss. Be useful, so I can get a headstart on heir poll,
Rose: Rawr. I'm a Dinosaur.
Am I heir yet?
No.
Jeb: is ignoring the cereal eating Dinosaur.
Rose: EVEN DINOSAURS NEED TO EAT.
First Actual Pictures of the girls.
WE WE SO EXCITED!
Rose: FATHER GIVE ME LEGACY EXPOSURE. and pudding.
Rose: I'm totally beating you out for heir.
Donna: Can I just beat you out in general?
GENERATIONS WHY YOU SO ADORABLE?
And so Sassy Gay Jack was born.
Jack: It's not my fault I grew up to a plate of wieners,
You have a point,
Jack: Can I come play?!
Donna: No Boys. Who are you anyway?
Jack: I'm your brother...
Donna: Did I share a womb with you?
Jack: well no.
Donna: Well there's your answer.
Jack: On second thought....
SANDCASTLES.
Imaginary friend grows up!
Seeing as he's Donna's Imaginary friend, he needs a good name.
Let's name him Zazu. Yeahhh. Thats a good name.
Jack: Girl Get out of the bathroom. My pores need a cheap water bath!
Jack: HOLY LEMONS BATMAN. MY BEAUTFULLY COIFFED HEAD.
ROOOOOOOOOSE!
Jenny adopted the last of the children, who I swear has been here the whole time.
Martha
Traits: Excitable, Light-Sleeper
THE RETURN OF BUNKBEDS.
I'll never leave you again BB.
Still confused as to the fact that Zazu walks around using the 'I just had sex' walk.
WHAT IS MY LIFE.
Rose: Misson Base, My plot to rid the world of heir completion needs to go further.
The new baby has Platinum Blonde hair. PLATINUM. How can I compare to that?
Donna: Take this Imaginary FIEND.
Zazu: Never!!
Which is why everyone thinks she crazy.
Jack: Is totally getting back at Rose.
Donna: YOU HAVE BEEN WALLOPED.
Jack: crazy.
Donna: This woopie cushion will not go unnoticed.
PREPARE.
Jebidiah: SimGod? My WIFE HAS TOO MANY BABIES.
Sorry your life sucks.
Jack: Sandbox you are my only friend.
Jack: Even Sandman doesn't even like me.
AWH BB.
LOL GAME YOU SO FUNNY.
Jebidiah: JACK HARKNESS POND! How could you skip school?
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE WANT YOU LITTLE BASTARDS OUT OF THE HOUSE?
Jack: I'm sorry dad, Its just no one likes me.
Jebidiah: I'm sorry adopted son, I shouldn't have burst like that. Your mother and I are under a lot of stress, thats all.
Hey.
Jack: What dad?
Jeb: You're the best. [nose tap]
Building a new house with extra funds. SO IGNORE THAT FOR NOW OK?
Donna: So got any new heir gaining ideas?
Jenny: WHAT? Pisses herself.
Rose: Well I dance now.
SERIOUS BALLET.
Jack: You know what I just realized Sim God? If I don't care what people think, i think I could have a happier life.
Like Gaga says, I WAS BORN THIS WAY.
No you just grew up to a plate of weiners and sat on some genitals.
SURE KIDDO.
BIRTHDAYS
FOR
THE
TWINS.
And Zazu of course!
Comments? questions? Ideas?