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Guess who's still alive?
That's right ME!
Well, the DeLaleys got really glitched up, so I had no choice but to delete them,
and with the release of Generations I thought it the perfect time to start a new legacy! So
say hello to the Ponds, and be nice to them because they're new around here.
This is Jenny Pond.
She will be our founder for this Legacy. Say hello Jenny.
Jenny: Hello there!
Jenny is a very sweet girl.
Jenny Pond
Traits: Brave, Family-Oriented, Good, Natural cook, Neat
Likes: Roots, Ratatouille, and Red
LTW: To raise 5 children from babies to teenagers.
In the beginning....
THERE WAS HOUSE.
Not quite sure where all that money came from but I had to spend it some way or another.
Penny: Who needs men, I have my one true love right here. This bunk bed.
Jenny: The kitchen has movie making memory capacity.
Jenny: And the showers is partially there.
That's nice, now go make babies.
Jenny: Ah! A diner! How cute! This seems like the perfect opportunity to integrate myself with the urban culture of the town!
GAH GO MAKE BABIES.
Jenny: A man! How pleasant. The perfect opportunity to converse with the opposite sex. May I come in good sir, so I may partake in your lovely home?
Jebidiah: Uh, Yeah, Sure come in.
Jenny: Hello ginger male! Sim god tells me I must make babies so that I can be truly happy, are you here to help me fulfill my quest?
Aiden?: Well, actually, no strange lady, because as you can see, I'm currently married.
Jenny: So that means no ginger babies?
Aiden?: Ah.. I'm afraid not. Good day. [Promptly Leaves]
Jebidiah: So.. I heard you need to make babies?
Jenny: It appears to be so.
Jeb: Well, Sim god uses my incredibly good looks often, so maybe I could help you out?
Its so truuuue :'(
Penny: You would do that for me?
Jebidiah: Well, its really no bother, I've WooHooed with lots of founders.
Penny: Well I bet they never gave you....
Penny: FLOWERS.
Jebidiah: Thats so true! Man, I think we might get along in this legacy!
Penny: So you have died before?
Jebidiah: Yeah, It's funny really I never really thought about it till now.
Penny: THINK HARDER.
Penny SMASH.
Penny: I'm not really sure how he feels about being my baby daddy, but he keeps staring at me.
I hope everything works out alright.
Jebidiah: DAT ASS.
Jenny: I wonder, how you might feel after a proper get together of the sorts. We could go to the juice bar and have a jolly good time.
Jeb: You mean, you want to go on a date?
Jenny: Yes, As I have only my bunkbed and Half a shower to go home to it seems thats might be the better option.
Oh Glitchy Game you make me laugh.
Jenny: You see Jebidiah, I'm quite new to this town and am unsure of the feelings you put towards me.
Jebidiah: You wanna know a secret?
Jeb: I like you Jenny, a lot, you're different then the other girls. And I think we'll get along just fine.
See I find this funny, because they aren't actually watching the stars, they're just looking up at the ceiling.
Oh Sims, YOU SO FUNNY.
Sorry, back to the story line...
Jenny: Well, In that case.
Jeb: Mppppphg.
SO they went out to dinner, and the middle of eating Jeb just gets up and...
I'm Late, I'm Late! For a very important date! No time to spare, hello, goodbye, I'm Late, I'm Late, I'm Late!
Jerk.
Jenny: Well, Bunk bed, It seems it's just you and me now.
And so starts the tradition of reading ALL THE TIME.
I wanted babies soooo....
Jenny: Jebidiah, Will you marry me?
Jeb: THIS IS ALL SO UNEXPECTED.
Pfft. Liar.
Jeb: OF COURSE JENNY DEAR.
Jenny: And so, with this ring I dub thee Jebidiah Pond.
And So with this ring I dub thee a WHOLE lot richer.
FACE EATING
Jebidiah: Oh, Yea, wiggled myself into another Legacy.
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HER LTW IS YET.
HAHAHAHAHAH.
Jebidiah: Mmm. Waffles.
Nice jim jams you have there.
Better.
Jenny: Mmmmph... Babies.
Jebidiah: Ohmygod, I LOVE STAR WARS. Thanks creator.
I hope this doesn't have to do with those pills you've been taking for money.
Jeb: It totally DOES!!
I swear these two are the most boring couple in eternity. All they do is read and play chess.
GURL, YOU PLUNGE THAT TOILET.
Jenny: With all the money we have you couldn't spare enough to get us a decent toilet?
When you start being interesting, maybe I'll get you one.
Jenny: If you can upgrade the kitchen, you can get us a decent toilet.
I sent them out to do something, but guess what?
Yea.
Jenny: We're boycotting being interesting.
Jenny: Mmm... Babies.
AND SO IT BEGINS.
Jebidiah: Just got back from an extra shift at the hospital, gonna sit here eat my sandwich and pretend that no one is calling me back there. NO ONE.
O.O
Jenny: This. is my. SWAG.
YEEEEEEEY. BABY STUFFS.
Jenny: But no new toilet?
HAH. NO.
Jebidiah: On most occasions, I just eat away my stress!
I swear this is what they do ALL THE TIME.
Jeb: Jenny Hun, don't you think we should take a break from reading?
Jenny: Shush, I'm reading.
Jenny: Sometimes you just gotta eat human brains for dinner.
Jenny: Oh Simgod, I got you! It was just Spaghetti!
Jebidiah Pond! What are you doing in the criminal building?
Jeb: Educating them about their health benefits, because...
I'm A Doctor.
Oh Glitchy Game, you cause me so many headaches.
Jebidiah: Hello Babies! I'm going to love you and hug you....
Jenny: Jebby Dear?
Jeb: Yea?
Jenny: THE BABY IS COMING.
Serious drive to the Hospital.
Jeb: Hunny Don't you think I should drive?
Jenny: No.
Jenny: Seriously Guys, Calm your tits.
Jenny: It is done.
Jebidiah: Good Can we go home now?
I HOPE YOU HAVE EXCITING KIDS.
Welcome to the Family
Rose
Traits: Couch Potato, Insane.
and Donna
Traits: Athletic, Light Sleeper
See, Jenny is a decent Mummy.
Jenny: Will you buy me a new toilet now?
Not on your life.
Jenny: Well, now I believe this calls for extra measures.
Jenny: Hello, Adoption Agency?
Jebidiah: You DIDN'T.
Jenny: I want a new toilet.
Welcome to the family,
Jack Pond
Traits: Absent-minded, Virtuoso
Jenny: Hur Hur Hur Hur.
Jebidiah: Simgod, Just buy her a new toilet.
Oh no Jeb, you're going down with me.
Jebidiah: It's ok honey I still love you.
For the rest of eternity my head was filled with the sounds of
CRYING BABIES.
Jenny: Oh Great Toilet Gods! Bring umpthemt thee a new toilet!
Toilet God Revenge.
Jenny: Curse You Toilet Gods!
MOAR BABIES.
Comments? Suggestions? Let me know what you think!