havent done one of these in a while

[xxdelishiexx]

If I were a month, I'd be: october
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: sunday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 3 pm
If I were a planet, I'd be: mars
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: shark
If I were a direction, I'd be: east

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: one of those awesome pod chairs

If I were a sin, I'd be: lust, and gluttony
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: elvis. he is totally historical.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: pabst
If I were a tree, I'd be: palm tree
If I were a bird, I'd be: seagull
If I were a tool, I'd be: pliers
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: yellow roses
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: hot!
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: gnome
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Piano
If I were an animal, I'd be: bear
If I were a color, I'd be: green
If I were an emotion, I'd be: wild

If I were a vegetable, I'd be: carrots
If I were a sound, I'd be: church bells
If I were an element, I'd be: silver
If I were a car, I'd be: stationwagon with wood paneling
If I were a song, I'd be: atmosphere god loves ugly
If I were a movie, I'd be: american psycho hehe
If I were a book, I'd be: oh my history book about scandals i'm reading now but can't remember the name
If I were a food, I'd be: chocolate and cheese
If I were a taste, I'd be: sweet
If I were a scent, I'd be: chocolate, and heavenly
If I were a religion, I'd be: thanksgiving
If I were an object, I'd be: a teddy bear