::shut up shut up shut up::
today rocked big bad ass man!!
didnt go to first hour, didnt go to third hour either..but i have a pass..
was going to go to the beach but franki has to be a bitch and get his car taken away..meanie..
neway..me and besty and miller and tim tried to go to publix this morning but didnt work out too well..
the short and long of it is that we got caught and were sternly talked to..but then we just went 9th hour and got some pepperoni..had to pay 10 dollars (!) for a mother fucking bus pass so i could go home with kristen..back at kristenables house we drank some whiskey and coke and then ate some pizza and peanut was seriously all over me..molested me when kristens back was turned!!! then matt came over and brought us some hypnotiq..it was alright...i put some lemon and sugar in it and it tasted good..so then we got pretty damn drunk and walked to starbucks and disposed of the bottles of hypnotiq..theres alot left for millers party tomarrow..so then i buy some cheese..
then kristens mom calls and tells us to come back right away and what the hell is that pornographic book doing on the kitchen table..kristen, being the idiot loon that she is, left the sex book on the table..out for all prying eyes to see..i almost died like two dying things!!
we told her it was a joke and blamed it on betsy
so yeah then i scrunched kristens hair and did her make up to match her top which made her boobs look so large they might kill all humanity!
then my fash picked me up and like the extremly uncool fat loon that he is, said "so what did u kids do?" and i said "hung out" and he said "doing what? talking about boys and lipgloss and other usful aspects of life?" and i said "we also smoked some pot and sold some coke to some fourth graders and then had wild lesbian sex" and he said "oh okay"..gosh, he should definetly go to a home for the terminally old and insane..
tomarrow is going to be amazing..
details later..
going to watch scooby doo and then doing some beautifying regimes for tomarrow!!!
<3 and sex..
quote of the day::
"WERE ON BUS 9 YOU ALCHOHOLIC"
-bestys sister
didnt go to first hour, didnt go to third hour either..but i have a pass..
was going to go to the beach but franki has to be a bitch and get his car taken away..meanie..
neway..me and besty and miller and tim tried to go to publix this morning but didnt work out too well..
the short and long of it is that we got caught and were sternly talked to..but then we just went 9th hour and got some pepperoni..had to pay 10 dollars (!) for a mother fucking bus pass so i could go home with kristen..back at kristenables house we drank some whiskey and coke and then ate some pizza and peanut was seriously all over me..molested me when kristens back was turned!!! then matt came over and brought us some hypnotiq..it was alright...i put some lemon and sugar in it and it tasted good..so then we got pretty damn drunk and walked to starbucks and disposed of the bottles of hypnotiq..theres alot left for millers party tomarrow..so then i buy some cheese..
then kristens mom calls and tells us to come back right away and what the hell is that pornographic book doing on the kitchen table..kristen, being the idiot loon that she is, left the sex book on the table..out for all prying eyes to see..i almost died like two dying things!!
we told her it was a joke and blamed it on betsy
so yeah then i scrunched kristens hair and did her make up to match her top which made her boobs look so large they might kill all humanity!
then my fash picked me up and like the extremly uncool fat loon that he is, said "so what did u kids do?" and i said "hung out" and he said "doing what? talking about boys and lipgloss and other usful aspects of life?" and i said "we also smoked some pot and sold some coke to some fourth graders and then had wild lesbian sex" and he said "oh okay"..gosh, he should definetly go to a home for the terminally old and insane..
tomarrow is going to be amazing..
details later..
going to watch scooby doo and then doing some beautifying regimes for tomarrow!!!
<3 and sex..
quote of the day::
"WERE ON BUS 9 YOU ALCHOHOLIC"
-bestys sister