dwi
so nick and i spent the majority of yesterday in JAIL! when we woke up we decided it was a good time to keep the party going and get a couple bottles of wine. we drank next to the lake and made new friends. we then decided that we needed even more wine. so, nick drove to harris teeter and when he tried to park, he hit a fucking car! like 20 people saw and were all staring. i got out and pretended to leave a note on the person's car. the funny part is that one of the people who saw us hit them told us not to worry and to go home and drink some wine. irony, eh?
so, i yelled at nick, called him a bad driver, and insisted on taking over since we were like a mile away from our destination. i'm driving down the road and hear sirens and see blue lights coming behind me. i almost expected them to speed past me, but of course it was us that they were looking for. there were so many cops and they smelled the alcohol on us, gave us drunk tests, and searched the car discovering one and a half big bottles of wine. they immediately put us in handcuffs and threw us in the back of the same car.
all of the cornelius cops seriously loved us. we were joking around with them and making them laugh pretty hard. they said that this was the first time they'd ever seen two people get a dwi in the same vehicle. they also told us we were the most entertaining arrestees they'd had in quite some time. one the way downtown nick and i were begging the cop to let us have fun and scare people on the road by pulling up behind them and turning his lights on. needless to say, he was not down.
jail was the scariest place ever and it felt like i was there for daysssss. in the last cell they had me in, i had to share it with a dyke who was in the bloods. so not straight. i never want to see that place again!!! luckily, my pregnant sissy is dating a cop. he came over today with advice and told me he'd write a letter trying to help out and even come with me to court. he is also giving me one of those stickers to put on my car that says you're friends or family with a cop. hope that means i won't get pulled again! i don't have to worry for a while though since my license is revoked and all:(
my only word of advice is, seriously don't drink and drive. it's not worth it at aaaaaall. you probably won't believe me until you get slapped with a dwi as well.
i had to wear a disgusting jail shirt bc i had a tank top on
