Inoo Lies- Drabble
Title: Inoo Lies
Author: xxchocs48
Pairings: Inoobu (No lovey-dovey stuff here. :D)
Word Count: 349
Genre:Drabble
Rating: Everyone.
Summary: Inoo gives Yabu one of his ridiculous lies again.
Notes: Like all of my drabbles, I made this in a very short time. It's been a long time since I wrote something but I hope it still makes you smile. :D
If you notice if you make the sound PIIFT it's pfft which is a sound you make when someone's telling a stupid lie and you're trying to hide you're laughter. :D
"Uwaa~" Yabu whimpers as he looks through the glass of his favorite
sports shop, "I want those soccer shoes~! But I just bought a new
pair.... and kinda used most of my money for it."
"Ah, I see," Inoo replies, "I've seen those before."
"They're so beautiful, ne?"
"Ah~. They're nothing compared to my soccer shoes. I had them hand-
made in Germany and it says 'INOO KEI' on the sides."
"Say whut?" Yabu laughed at Inoo's bad lying.
"Yeah, really! I wear it to my international games around the world."
"Do you even play soccer??"
"Hell yeah, I do! I'm one of the best international soccer players ever."
"Oh really."
"Yeah, really~."
"Then what's your position on the field then?"
"Oh~ you know... The one where there's a lot of... you know... ball-kicking."
"...Inoo, if you don't stop lying, there will be a lot of ball-kicking on your ball."
"Ehh?? Why don't you believe me?!"
"'Cause it's stupid! And you say you’re the best INTERNATIONAL soccer
players. How come I don't see you on TV playing soccer?"
"Because I have my own private games."
"..."
"Called the, PIIFT. Private International Inoo Football tournament."
"...I see."
"It's held in my private football field."
"...suure."
"In my private castle grounds."
"...yeahp."
"In my private city."
"...uh-huh."
"In my private country."
"Now that's just ridiculous."
"In my private island, in my private continent. I'd like to have it in my private world in my private galaxy but, it'll take too long to get all the country's players to get there."
"Okay. Yeah sure. You know what I'm going to do?"
"Believe me?" Inoo smiled.
"No. I'm going to force you onto a public transport, onto a public road, into a public amusement park, onto a public, seriously retarded rollercoaster that'll make you're public face look like your great great great grandfather's grandfather after." Yabu said with a scary pissed off smiling face.
"Ehhh? but I have my own private amusement pa--OWOWOW OOOUCH OKAY OKAY!!" Inoo shouted as Yabu pulled his ear while calling for public transportation.