Title: Hikaru's Puriti Puriti Boy
Author:
xxchocs48 Pairings: HikaInoo
Word Count: 347
Genre: Drabble~.
Rating: PG-13. I think. XD
Notes: M2M's Pretty Boy came in mind, then I remembered Kei's skit with Matsumouto Kyouhei. XD
"Poke! Inocchi~." Hikaru said poking Kei's cheek.
"Aah! Stop it Hikaru! I'm studying." Kei didn't take his eyes of his studies as he slapped Hikaru's hand away.
"Ouch~! That hurt, Kei." He said with a puppy face on.
"If you left me alone, I wouldn't have hurt you in the first place. Go play with Yabu or something!"
"Ahh~. But I wanna play with you, Inoo-chan~! <3" Hikaru said as he hugged Kei.
Kei squirmed and took Hikaru's arms off of him.
"Hikaru!! Seriously! I need to study!"
"But--"
"No but's, Hikaru! This is REALLY Important!"
"But, Kei----" Kei stood up and started pushing him out of their Hotel room, "C'mon~!"
"NO." Kei slammed the door shut and locked it before Hikaru could open the door.
"Awww, Kei! WTF. I stay in that room too you know!"
"I'm not letting you in until I'm done studying!"
"What am I supposed to do while I'm out here?! My iPod's in there, man!"
"Well, too bad!"
Ahh~. Finally~! I can study in peace. Kei thought. Until...
"Ohh my Puriti puriti boy I love you like I~~~~
never ever loved no ooone befooore youu~~~"
Kei's eyes widened, and he could not believe what he is hearing. W.T.F. is. THAT?!
It's okay... it's... bearable! Kei thought, positively.
"Just tell me me you love me tooooo~~"
Just ignore him, Kei.
"Oh my Puriti puriti boy I neeeeeed youuu~!
I dooo~~~~!
Let me insiiiide Keiiii~!!"
GAH, I can't take this anymore!!!!!!
"Maake me staaaay right besiiide youuuu~!!"
Kei finally opened the door looking really pissed.
"OKAY, OKAY. Just shut up!"
"Yay~! My puriti boy does love me~<3" Hikaru jumped on Kei.
"Oi, oi, oi!! Get off! I still have things to do you know!" Kei pushed Hikaru off pretty strongly, "I'll only let you in if you keep quiet. Deal?"
"Sure sure~."
"Okay." Once Kei put his guard down, Hikaru pounced on him, surprising him with kisses.
"Hikaru!! I thought.. we had.. a deal?!?!"
"Raping you isn't part of the deal, now is it?"