fwee;;
...Tiffany read the retraction to Me and Raven's last article. XD
this is what it is:
Warning: People In This School Do Not Take Kindly To Opinions That Do Not Match Their Own
Raven Bossert
Staff Reporter
Moony Lam
Staff Reporter
Raven Bossert contributed in the editorial 'Dear Diary...I'm A Straight Up G, Yo' last month, but due to a technical error, her name wasn't printed in the paper.
First off, we'd like to say that we were very flattered that some of you people out there liked our writing. It made Raven very happy when Moony told her after she was over the stomach flu. So all you people who told Moony you liked it, now you have to go tell Raven you liked it. And that you worship her. And that she's the supreme dictator of the entire freaking universe. Then do her every bidding. Including math homework (this only applies if you are good at math).
And now that Raven is done dictating, Moony can commence with her bitching.
Leave us alone dumbasses, writing an editorial about stereotypes does NOT make us lesbians, despite what some of you might think. Actually, I don't know, maybe it does, if you would point out the logic in that to us, we might reconsider.
We also weren't targeting Nick Little, just to clear that up. We don't think highly enough of Nick to devote half a month's work to him. In our heart he ranks just above the piece of gum stuck to Raven's shoe, and just below Bob, the spider that used to live in Moony's room. No offense, but his name isn't as cool as Bob, and he honestly isn't as entertaining to talk to.
And if you check Moony's wrist for cuts one more time in Spanish Nick, she will make her suggestion about a cliff and a pit of acid a reality for you.
And the rest of you people, stop giving us dirty looks, we insulted 'emos' more then we insulted 'gangsters', and the 'emos' think it's funny. So if you'll get over yourself already and we can get on with the rest of our lives.
Preferably without any more death threats towards us.
But we hope you know, we can out-death-threat you people any day. We are very creative when it comes to killing people in freak accidents. So if you want to start something, be prepared to have the optic nerve of your left eye tied around a branch overhanging a 50 foot cliff, so that your brain will be pulled out of your eye socket, followed by the right eye, and then you will plummet to your death. kthxbi.
Then she bitched at me on msn.
the gist of it was basically this (since class was over when we finished and i couldnt save it for you guys):
Tiffany: Gawd, You Fucking Whore. Get a life and stop writing shit about my friends!!!!
Me: k.
Tiffany: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU WHORE?! YOU'RE SO STUPID AND UGLY!!!
Me: How does this have anything to do with my article?
Tiffany: FUCK STFU, YOU'RE GONNA GET STOMPED!!!!
Me: Oh no! I'm terrified, wait a minute, I don't give a damn! :O
Tiffany: FUCKING WHORE! *rambles on about how Im a failure and how much I suck*
Me: God, STFU already. Didn't I already make it clear that I don't care?
Tiffany: DON'T TELL ME TO STFU! YOU STFU WHORE!!!
Me: Is whore the only insult you know?
Tiffany: GO CUT YOURSELF!!
Me: Kk, will do.
Tiffany: HAVE A CUTTING PARTY!!! I HOPE YOU BLEED YOURSELF TO DEATH!!!
Me: ^^ And I hope you get AIDS and die.
then the bell rang. XD
Does anybody else find this funny? Or is it just me?
Anyways, all teh gangsters want to beat me and Raven up. XD
or maybe just me. I think Tiffany mostly hates me. So it's all goood.
But I kinda hope they do. Then I could rat them out.
Can you picture it?
Tiffany&&FellowWhores: YOU RATTED US OUT?! FUCKING WHORE! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Me: ...well let's see, it got you in trouble. and I'm fine. ^^
Bahahahaha. I can't wait til they try to 'stomp' me.
this is what it is:
Warning: People In This School Do Not Take Kindly To Opinions That Do Not Match Their Own
Raven Bossert
Staff Reporter
Moony Lam
Staff Reporter
Raven Bossert contributed in the editorial 'Dear Diary...I'm A Straight Up G, Yo' last month, but due to a technical error, her name wasn't printed in the paper.
First off, we'd like to say that we were very flattered that some of you people out there liked our writing. It made Raven very happy when Moony told her after she was over the stomach flu. So all you people who told Moony you liked it, now you have to go tell Raven you liked it. And that you worship her. And that she's the supreme dictator of the entire freaking universe. Then do her every bidding. Including math homework (this only applies if you are good at math).
And now that Raven is done dictating, Moony can commence with her bitching.
Leave us alone dumbasses, writing an editorial about stereotypes does NOT make us lesbians, despite what some of you might think. Actually, I don't know, maybe it does, if you would point out the logic in that to us, we might reconsider.
We also weren't targeting Nick Little, just to clear that up. We don't think highly enough of Nick to devote half a month's work to him. In our heart he ranks just above the piece of gum stuck to Raven's shoe, and just below Bob, the spider that used to live in Moony's room. No offense, but his name isn't as cool as Bob, and he honestly isn't as entertaining to talk to.
And if you check Moony's wrist for cuts one more time in Spanish Nick, she will make her suggestion about a cliff and a pit of acid a reality for you.
And the rest of you people, stop giving us dirty looks, we insulted 'emos' more then we insulted 'gangsters', and the 'emos' think it's funny. So if you'll get over yourself already and we can get on with the rest of our lives.
Preferably without any more death threats towards us.
But we hope you know, we can out-death-threat you people any day. We are very creative when it comes to killing people in freak accidents. So if you want to start something, be prepared to have the optic nerve of your left eye tied around a branch overhanging a 50 foot cliff, so that your brain will be pulled out of your eye socket, followed by the right eye, and then you will plummet to your death. kthxbi.
Then she bitched at me on msn.
the gist of it was basically this (since class was over when we finished and i couldnt save it for you guys):
Tiffany: Gawd, You Fucking Whore. Get a life and stop writing shit about my friends!!!!
Me: k.
Tiffany: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU WHORE?! YOU'RE SO STUPID AND UGLY!!!
Me: How does this have anything to do with my article?
Tiffany: FUCK STFU, YOU'RE GONNA GET STOMPED!!!!
Me: Oh no! I'm terrified, wait a minute, I don't give a damn! :O
Tiffany: FUCKING WHORE! *rambles on about how Im a failure and how much I suck*
Me: God, STFU already. Didn't I already make it clear that I don't care?
Tiffany: DON'T TELL ME TO STFU! YOU STFU WHORE!!!
Me: Is whore the only insult you know?
Tiffany: GO CUT YOURSELF!!
Me: Kk, will do.
Tiffany: HAVE A CUTTING PARTY!!! I HOPE YOU BLEED YOURSELF TO DEATH!!!
Me: ^^ And I hope you get AIDS and die.
then the bell rang. XD
Does anybody else find this funny? Or is it just me?
Anyways, all teh gangsters want to beat me and Raven up. XD
or maybe just me. I think Tiffany mostly hates me. So it's all goood.
But I kinda hope they do. Then I could rat them out.
Can you picture it?
Tiffany&&FellowWhores: YOU RATTED US OUT?! FUCKING WHORE! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Me: ...well let's see, it got you in trouble. and I'm fine. ^^
Bahahahaha. I can't wait til they try to 'stomp' me.