Uh... I'm in Mordor right now and.. um... well hold on, I have to tell Finarfin to unload as much alcohol as he can and to not be so damned caustic to you for a bit.
Alcohol is good! I almost drank the damn bar out of business and you know what?! I'm not as drunk as I should be! My tolerance grew! *glomps the mommy*
*glomps and listens to his tales of alcoholism, then grins* You are going to love your adopted father person. All he's done since he was fucking born I think was drink. And smoke. But mostly drink. Eeeee this'll be fun! :D
Does this require me being evil?! Because Glorfie said I should get a job that would like teach me how to be evil! He always gets mads when I pet bunnies and hug kittens and stuff! Would you teach me how to be evil?! Please?!
I've been abandoned by Jade and ...um, ...well, you and Jade were my only friends. But my grandson doesn't talk to me anymore :( and Jade never visits me and Finduilas is..um...somewhere. And you disappeared for a very long time and Glorfie is mad at me. ;_;
*hugs* Don't leave me for long periods of time anymore. The animal gets angry.
I didn't abandon you! You were busy, and I didn't want to intrude, and then you moved away and I was busy and I just got out and it's awful what people kept trying to get you to do. :takes a deep breath, then hugs:
Jade! *hugs* Hi!!!! The twins are great! Absinthe and Kubrick started blaming the other one whenever they do something bad, they throw rocks at the local orcs, I thought Absinthe was getting a cold last week but he was gagging from the horrible orc smell!
No. I decided explosives weren't my thing after I kept getting called 'the asshole that blew up Rivendell." :( He did lock away my chainsaw, clever little bastard.
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Alcohol is good! I almost drank the damn bar out of business and you know what?! I'm not as drunk as I should be! My tolerance grew! *glomps the mommy*
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*glomps and listens to his tales of alcoholism, then grins* You are going to love your adopted father person. All he's done since he was fucking born I think was drink. And smoke. But mostly drink. Eeeee this'll be fun! :D
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Does this require me being evil?! Because Glorfie said I should get a job that would like teach me how to be evil! He always gets mads when I pet bunnies and hug kittens and stuff! Would you teach me how to be evil?! Please?!
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I've been abandoned by Jade and ...um, ...well, you and Jade were my only friends. But my grandson doesn't talk to me anymore :( and Jade never visits me and Finduilas is..um...somewhere. And you disappeared for a very long time and Glorfie is mad at me. ;_;
*hugs* Don't leave me for long periods of time anymore. The animal gets angry.
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Hi. How're the twins?
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How are you?!
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Yay! You have a job! With my ex-husband! :D DON'T BLOW UP THE HOUSE! Or something, yeah.
*sends congratulation flowers*
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Ehehe, I won't blow up the house. I'm staying far away from explosives.
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Hehehe, great. I take it Glorfie locked them in the cupboard....again?
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No. I decided explosives weren't my thing after I kept getting called 'the asshole that blew up
Rivendell." :( He did lock away my chainsaw, clever little bastard.
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Wanna go skinny-dipping?
*runs*
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*screams*
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