Not your house! My house! My house is blown up! The pets and Glorfie's hat and the babies are safe! But the house is GONE! GONE! The whole thing! Everything in it! Except for the stupid fucking couch I hated!
Death wish, mom? Yeah? Come on over we can die together! I still have sticks of dynamite I had taped to my leg! Come! Let's explode!
*HUGS* Oh Eru... =( =( =( If you want and if the masses haven't already offered you, come stay with me until you get everything back together again. What the hell did you do to the house anyway?
first thing i thought of *shrug* i'd never blow you up and hopefully vice versa.
Mom. I'm not going to stay in anyone else's house after this. I'm not even going to stay in a hotel, I'm just going to sit outside for the rest of my life. Besides I should start rebuilding and stuff. Rivendell needed a new color scheme anyway.
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I'm going to cry....
Of course not, mom, I'd never blow you up, I was planning on giving you a dud.
Don't say such things, just pack up whatever's left and come stay with me. If it makes you feel better, I could lock you up in a tower which you can't possibly blow up since it'll be completely bare of everything.
..I can't believe you burnt down Rivendell though. =\ Maybe a Vala could rebuild it exactly how it was so that Elrond and Brí don't come back and die at the sight of their house in ashes?
Okay, um, don't do that. From one tree it can live again. Just ask someone to fix it. Look pitiful and useless so they know that there's no chance of you being able to do it yourself and that divine intervention is sorely needed.
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Not your house! My house! My house is blown up! The pets and Glorfie's hat and the babies are safe! But the house is GONE! GONE! The whole thing! Everything in it! Except for the stupid fucking couch I hated!
Death wish, mom? Yeah? Come on over we can die together! I still have sticks of dynamite I had taped to my leg! Come! Let's explode!
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first thing i thought of *shrug* i'd never blow you up and hopefully vice versa.
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I'm going to cry....
Of course not, mom, I'd never blow you up, I was planning on giving you a dud.
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That actually sounds like a good idea. I'll do it after everything is rebuilt :D
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Oh, look a standing tree.
*bangs head repeatedly on tree while chanting 'stupid'*
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