Ivan relapse?
This statue is so cool, I'd actually go to Minsk to see it... I hope that's where it is, though, or it would be a waste of a trip...
I love it when the anti-Bush people make this much sense, because he's still going to be our president next year...
...unless you'd rather have Kerry, and his unique gift to the US...
Do you think this one can sell beer?
I just had the BEST NIGHT EVER. I went to the Big Brother cast party and met my future wife Nakomis.
I know all ya'll are jealous, but you're gonna have to deal. She's gonna be the mother of my children. Don't worry if they take after her in the looks department we will drown them like retarded kittens. It was all I could do to restrain from kissing her tonight. I had the FUNNEST time and took pictures with everyone. But now I'm really tired and semi drunk from my wine all night so i should go watch some oprah and go to bed. In fact i will jack off, watch oprah, and go to bed. Not necessarily in that order.
Mmmm...dinner
So, where's the "Buddy Satan"? He should demand equal time...
Okay, I'm outie...
Enjoy the Ivan relapse, florida... This is all your fault, I'm sure!