Christmas came early

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Since my folks no longer drink anything but wine on occasion I figured they wouldn't have a liquor cabinet. When looking for plates a cabinet opened below me on accident, in it are at least thirty of bottles of partially finished liquors. A brief synopsis of what it contained:

-Two fifths of Captain Morgan
-A flask of Jim Beam
-Flask of Absolut
-Various fifths of Irish Whiskey that I don't recognize
-A couple bottles of Merlot
-Various champagnes
-Bailey's Irish Cream
-About ten others I couldn't read without taking everything out

Alcoholism genes, here I come!