practice makes perfect

[xxbbq]

practice makes perfect
nc-17; romance; sehun/luhan; 2,413w
summary: sehun’s not so sure if it’s a good idea to apply the same saying to their sex life.
a/n i: written for lisa because without her great porn enabling skills, this fic probably won’t exist. /happily shoves this in your face
a/n ii: i told myself i’ll never write pwp again, but then

Comments

[yenzerr]

S H R I E K S

Mamagee you should write pwp more often this is gold. Gold I tell you.

“just get me off, sehun.”
Looks like Luhan is a horny little monster.

[xxbbq]

SHRIEKS BACK AT YOU YENNIE.

somebody should take porn away from me bc all i do is butcher it ;w;
and horny!luhan is very fun to write. lmao

thank you for reading, bb! ♥

[yenzerr]

The only butchering that will take place will be me inflicting it upon you, if you carry on dissing your writing.
Now hush and bask in wonderful hunhan porn okay
(◡‿◡✿)

[xxbbq]

why are you resorting to threats now. is this how you show your love for me.
sure, but let me bask in the hunhan porn written by another writer pls

[k_omorebi]

someone needs to get me a shovel so i can scoop my dead body off the ground.

/screaming

[xxbbq]

omg don't die on meeeee. :'c
thank you for reading!

[citypolaroids]

GEE

[xxbbq]

MYSA PLS (how am i suppose to respond to this kind of comment)

[xfragments]

OMG here's another story from you that I can add to my list of favorites.
THIS IS WHY I TELL YOU YOU'RE SO GOOD, YOU CAN'T DENY IT ANYMORE.
This pairing is soooo perfect, sobs.

[xxbbq]

lol omg it's only pwp. how can you put this porn in your list. IT'S NOT WORTHY ;A;
AND STOP WITH THE LIES. YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME WHEN IT COMES TO WRITING OKAY.
hunhan is all kinds of perfection tbh. best otp y/y?

thank you for reading!

[xfragments]

OMG PLEASE STOP WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
I WISH I COULD WRITE LIKE YOU OKAY.

[xxbbq]

NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME. I'M JUST TELLING THE TRUTH OKAY.
AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO WRITE TERRIBLE PORN FICS LIKE ME, REALLY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND ;AAA;

[akaanee]

lol my spot ~_________~

[akaanee]

...............................

how is this bad porn srsly.

gee needs to write more porn

sehun says write more porn, gee.

[xxbbq]

it just is, pls don't question the terrible quality of this porn okay.
noooo someone should keep me away from porn bc i don't like porn and porn doesn't like me

thank you for reading, bb!

p.s. i am forever flailing at sehun's face in that gif. maaaaan, that brat.