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Apr 29, 2005 22:02

My Dan has left me :( I will be alone all weekend. What will I do without my duke?

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despretine April 30 2005, 07:05:15 UTC
he left you? I saw he was moody but why did he leave? Is it some kind of punishment ? Don't be sad sweet domnule arsenie. I tan your scrotum for you if you like, although I doubt it will be the same. But if you close your eyes and I try to put on a deep, dirty voice with a heavy moldovan accent, it might work. yes, he is moody, but Sexgods move in mysterious ways and we know so little. So where is the tanning lotion. I'm ready and willing to learn : )
At your service
Humble as should be
despretine
p.s. the god put a link to a russian site. He hates the russians so i guess he just went out for a bit of russian-bashing for the weekend.

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despretine April 30 2005, 11:38:25 UTC
oh, I also have this Brie-cheese that you like to chew on and spit about? so what you say, Domnule Arsenie?
I can pull your suspenders too. Which reminds me, whatever happened to this tiny guy in a pink T-shirt who used to pull your suspenders. Some say he got married others claim they found a ripped pink T-Shirt in the Moldovan woods near Orhei, with a message cut in a tree nearby: "this is what happens to traitors". They say he was raped, killed and buried under the Linden Tree. Rumours, ey?

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