How to be a loser 101
WRATH:
1. Who did you last get angry with? robert
2. What is your weapon of choice? fists
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? yes, if they deserve it
4. How about of the same sex? hell yeah, if they deserve it
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? robert
6. What is your pet peeve? being ignored
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? ill pretend to let it go, but secretly hold a grudge for a loooong time
SLOTH:
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? listen to my parents
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 6 pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Party Eric
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "i was checking to see if you still had skin on your arm.."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? yes sir
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? last time at the Y with liana
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? none, fuck actually even having the alarm clock on
GLUTTONY:
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? vanilla latte or chocolate java chip frappacino!
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? both
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? 16 beers 5 shots of vodka 4 jello shots. bad night.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? of course i do
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? all of them
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? ew..no
LUST:
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 5
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 3
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? yeah..my bad
4. Have you "done it?" ..what is "it" exactly?
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? arms and chest..and butt..aww how cute.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? yeah. long story.
7. Have you ever been tested for an STD? nope.
GREED:
1. How many credit cards do you own? none
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? anywhere that sells anything..
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? shop, a lot
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? yeah
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yeah
7. Five things that you would never give up? friends, food, retail, love, and music
PRIDE:
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? not being techincally arrested yet.. when everyone around me is going down..
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? that im going back to school. whatever, they suck anyways.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? i would love to have the most fun that i could possibly have before i die.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? yeah. nobody remebers 2nd
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? yep
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? yep
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? i havent done anything today. except get out of bed.
ENVY:
1. What item (or person) of your friend's would you most want to have for your own? ashleys purses..
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? brittany murphy in uptown girls
3. If you could be anyone else in the world for a day who would you be? robert. no question
4. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yeah i wish i had an all over better body and face
5. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? to not get in trouble constantly
6. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? pride and gluttony
1. Who did you last get angry with? robert
2. What is your weapon of choice? fists
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? yes, if they deserve it
4. How about of the same sex? hell yeah, if they deserve it
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? robert
6. What is your pet peeve? being ignored
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? ill pretend to let it go, but secretly hold a grudge for a loooong time
SLOTH:
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? listen to my parents
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 6 pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Party Eric
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "i was checking to see if you still had skin on your arm.."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? yes sir
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? last time at the Y with liana
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? none, fuck actually even having the alarm clock on
GLUTTONY:
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? vanilla latte or chocolate java chip frappacino!
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? both
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? 16 beers 5 shots of vodka 4 jello shots. bad night.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? of course i do
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? all of them
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? ew..no
LUST:
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 5
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 3
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? yeah..my bad
4. Have you "done it?" ..what is "it" exactly?
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? arms and chest..and butt..aww how cute.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? yeah. long story.
7. Have you ever been tested for an STD? nope.
GREED:
1. How many credit cards do you own? none
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? anywhere that sells anything..
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? shop, a lot
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? yeah
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yeah
7. Five things that you would never give up? friends, food, retail, love, and music
PRIDE:
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? not being techincally arrested yet.. when everyone around me is going down..
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? that im going back to school. whatever, they suck anyways.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? i would love to have the most fun that i could possibly have before i die.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? yeah. nobody remebers 2nd
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? yep
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? yep
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? i havent done anything today. except get out of bed.
ENVY:
1. What item (or person) of your friend's would you most want to have for your own? ashleys purses..
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? brittany murphy in uptown girls
3. If you could be anyone else in the world for a day who would you be? robert. no question
4. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yeah i wish i had an all over better body and face
5. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? to not get in trouble constantly
6. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? pride and gluttony