Stole Survey from Eileen!
1. What color makes you want to carve out your retinas with a spoon? White and pastel yellow, and mustard yellow with brown in it
2. Are school busses actually ‘safe?’ of course not, silly goose!
3. In fact, what’s the worst aspect of public transportation? Nasty people. Period.
4. Do you take perverse pleasure in lighting various objects on fire? Fire worries me.
5. If someone were to run up to you and start screaming about how the Dark Lord Zarquon was about to take over the world and you were their last hope, what would you do? I’d say, “Marvelous dearie, I’m writing a novel too, but I can separate it from reality!”
6. Do you use skulls in your interior decorating? Um... no.
7. When in theaters, do you laugh when characters die? I love mocking bad cinema.
8. Worst name for a baby boy- Thor or Holdon? Holdon… wtf
9. Worst name for a baby girl- Olga or Idolfa? Olga, reminds me of a huge Russian wrestler. O SO attractive… vomits..
10. Who would you like to make into your slave? No comment…
11. On a similar note, name nine people you want in your harem? Let’s see… Ville Valo, Tuomas Holopainen, and im not saying any more names… partially because IDK
12. What would happen in a battle to the death between an emo kid and a cheerleader? The cheerleader would think the emo kid is hawt, so she does all the ra-ra-ra moves to try to impress him… kicked him I the head, thus mussing his hair, and knocking out piercings. He dies from shcok of being seen without his piercings and his hair being “hawt”. Wooot.
13. One day, you wake up to discover that it’s raining nitric acid. What do you do? I was right. We are going to die.
14. Why should you never steal from a grocery store? Leenie’s right, it is very pathetic.
15. Worst plot in an anime or manga ever? Pokemon.. end of discussion.
16. Where is the best place to bury a dead body? I wouldn’t. I’d feed it to people I don’t like.
17. Which would you rather be cursed with if you were an anime character: a shitty magical girl transformation scene, or infantile attack names for all of your powers? transformation
18. A state you’d never live in? Any hillbilly state.
19. A country you’d never live in? Anywhere in the Middle East. BIG DUh
20. Who the fuck actually buys those inflatable football players? Small retarded children.
21. Do YOU have gaydar? Why yes I do.
22. Have you ever flushed a fish down the toilet? No.
23. Do you laugh at the sufferings of others? Yeah, if nothing else is funny… and if They keep making their situation worse…
24. Which is more fun to fake: senility or insanity? Insanity. Which isn’t far from my present state.
25. Would you ever go skydiving? Never.
26. Are you clumsy? Quite.
27. Have you ever gotten high from sniffing markers? Nail polish.
28. Have you ever burned a report card to prevent your parents from seeing it? Never needed to.
29. Why does rap music deserve to die? Whenever I here it.. I want to slap them they sound so unintelligent it makes me want to cry.
30. One cheery Sunday afternon, you mystically attain a machine gun. Who do you go after first in your serial killing bloodbath of glee? Ehehehe…. coughwholeentirewhitehousecough
31. What threat is most effective? I know your secret… DO this or I’ll tell everyone about it.
32. You are imprisoned in a dark and lonely tower waiting for a prince to come and free you. Why? Because I have a relentless will and I don’t know how to shut my mouth… And I’ve murdered. Many. Because of their ignorance.
33. What would be the stupidest disability to have? NO brain… get it… stupidest disability.. no brain.. HAH. Ok nvm
34. Congradulations, you’ve just conquered the planet! Who will be your co-ruler? No one. I can do it alone.
35. Admit it, you have some dark and dirty secret. What is it? I’ve got nothing to hide.
36. You are arrested. why? Throwing useless children to the family of foxes living in my backyard.. and they are precious.
37. Do you wear makeup daily? I wear eyeliner maybe one day out of two months. Makeup is a waste of time and money and energy. I have nothing to hide from.
38. What would it look like if someone ripped the flesh off of their face and INVERTED it? Interesting.
39. Would you ever resort to selling your spleen or kidneys on the black market? Why would I?
40. Is it socially acceptable for zombies to decompose in public? Of course, dear.
41. While playing a rpg on your old gaming system, you stumble across this whore in a tavern. What would her name be? Verishnu Katalantay… shrugs…
42. Your house has been devoured by ants. Where do you seek shelter? I consult my spirits.
43. What do you do if your date tells you that you look ravishing? Say thank you.. dhu?
44. The pope has declared war on the internet. Why? Because he sucks… literally…
45. Have you ever had the urge to strangle an Inuyasha cosplayer with that damn necklace? Eh?
46. What is the ugliest part of the human body? Toes
47. You find the face of the Virgin Mary in your corn flakes one morning. What do you do? laugh
48. Have you ever failed at boiling water? I can’t cook to save my life.
49. Do you molest small children and animals? No.
50. You meet Jesus at a truck stop. What do you say? You disgust me, FOOL! He seriously does… He makes me wanna puke butterflies. And he can’t touch me because I don’t believe in him