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1. If you're going to ask my friend to have me spend $30 to come to Great America so you can meet me - at least talk to me.
2. If you're like 16 years old hitting on my friend - ask her name.
3. Also, if you're said 16 year old - don't hit on my friend in front of the girls you picked up earlier.
4. If you're my waitress and you want a tip - have a personality and make some effort.
5. Also, when I order a salad how about you bring the dressing too.
6. Back to the guy who doesn't talk, if you aren't going to talk to me - please don't stare.
7. Going to a bridal shower and talking to a bunch of girls about to get married, then going to a wedding and seeing a happy couple is not good for the mood.
8. When walking down the streets of san francisco late at night alone, being on your phone does not keep some ugly guy in a BMW from yelling out his window asking if he can give you a ride.
9. "Hey, what's a sexy lady like you doing getting out of a limo all alone?" is not a good pick up line.
10. Shrugs are too popular, I need to stop wearing them.
2. If you're like 16 years old hitting on my friend - ask her name.
3. Also, if you're said 16 year old - don't hit on my friend in front of the girls you picked up earlier.
4. If you're my waitress and you want a tip - have a personality and make some effort.
5. Also, when I order a salad how about you bring the dressing too.
6. Back to the guy who doesn't talk, if you aren't going to talk to me - please don't stare.
7. Going to a bridal shower and talking to a bunch of girls about to get married, then going to a wedding and seeing a happy couple is not good for the mood.
8. When walking down the streets of san francisco late at night alone, being on your phone does not keep some ugly guy in a BMW from yelling out his window asking if he can give you a ride.
9. "Hey, what's a sexy lady like you doing getting out of a limo all alone?" is not a good pick up line.
10. Shrugs are too popular, I need to stop wearing them.