LOL Perfect-timing

[xxadeptroguexx]

...Y'know, this has been bugging me for a while now.
Has anyone seen Link? I mean, it's been how long? And crap was going on before he just up and disappeared.

Maybe he was taken away by the scientists..

Anyways.
I'm getting a little sick of not being able to see because of my bangs. Does anyone have the ability to cut my hair without chopping my ear

Comments

[aida_pursuer]

So#3one d!s@ppea7ed?

...%ou requ!r3 @s$1sta%ce?

Wow, I could actually read that.

[xxadeptroguexx]

No one disappeared. Link's still here, he just hid away for months on end.

And I'm fine. I'd have to be killed before I accept assistance from you.
Mind telling me why you're still talking to me, hacker?

.D.b

[aida_pursuer]

I $3e.

...Yo& st1ll &on't ^%mem)er m3.

En&^an(e $a!d &ou are f)om a 'd0ffer3#t po!nt !n t*&e'. Is th$s [or^%ct?

:D

[xxadeptroguexx]

Compared to him, yeah.
He hasn't told me anything about you, so I'm gonna assume that things haven't changed.

If I'm wrong, then enhance my memory, while I still have the drive to talk to you.

[aida_pursuer]

I a$ n(* a h@cke^... I a# an A! cr&*ted b4 Au^a to p*(&ect '^he W*^ld', ^&d to st0p AI%A. Af&^r y6u s$ccee[*d i# el!#in@ting C*bia, I #@s en&*usted 2o y*( b% her.

(TRANSLATION: I am not a hacker... I am an AI created by Aura to protect 'The World', and to stop AIDA. After you succeeded in eliminating Cubia, I was entrusted to you by her.)

WOOO I READ THAT WITHOUT THE TRANSLATION.

[xxadeptroguexx]

...

An...AI?
Hm. Haven't heard much about those, but..Augh. Fine. Fine.
So you were forced by Aura to assist me when I don't really need you? Great.

Good. Now that we've established that, things are explained. Still want you to stop following me though.

AWWW, HASEO IS ALL GROWED UP .O.

[aida_pursuer]

I am o*&y f%llo#!ng A&^a's d(re*t o)(er5. I^ i4 my &^ty 4o mo&%to^ yo7r ac^&viti3s an& of4er m^ a$$!stan(e w&^nev3r p&ssi&!e.

(TRANSLATION: I am only following Aura's direct orders. It is my duty to monitor your activities and offer my assistance whenever possible.)

HE A BIG BOY NOW!

[xxadeptroguexx]

Can't you take care of your duty outside of my house? Seriously, I gave you invitation to follow me around.

[aida_pursuer]

L(ng-di*&an5e se*&or$ a4e di&*bl3d. I^'s t4e o^&y 0the^ o4tion. It'^ no6 l(*e I'# d6in* t6is b^&au$e I w@nt to.

(TRANSLATION: Long-distance sensors are disabled. It's the only other option. It's not like I'm doing this because I want to.)

[xxadeptroguexx]

...
So there's no way that I can make you piss off, is there?

[aida_pursuer]

#o. I h@^e t2 foll8# m% !&str*ct!@ns.

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[xxadeptroguexx]

...Fine.
But if you're going to be breathing down my neck for this long, you're learning how to talk. I'm tired of feeling awkward from your moaning.

[aida_pursuer]

...Le@^n!ng t2 $pe@k w)uld $e v4ry u$ef%l.

[xxadeptroguexx]

It definitely would. That way of talking you have now is annoying.
Getting used to reading your glitch-typing is one thing, but it's better if you just talk.

Since you're clearly never gonna leave me alone, I'll teach you how to talk myself.

[aida_pursuer]

So^r%.

...Y0u w!ll?

[xxadeptroguexx]

Why not? It's not like I don't have free time; might as well spend it doing something that'll make you less annoying to be around.