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Aug 29, 2005 10:35

~Caution:May have blonde moments so please use small words and speak slowly.~

that one is for us karissa
love u forever and ever bffl
so many great times

A girl and a guy were riding a motorcycle; they loved each other. Girl: Slow down a little...I'm scared... Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? its bugging me. (In the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. 2 people were on it, but only 1 survived. *The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
awww thats so sad

Good girls don't lie, Bad girls don't cry, Dumb girls need air, Naughty girls need underwear, Sweet girls aren't mean, Funny girls make a scene, Perfect girls have all the class, Mean girls will kick your asz, Smart girls will excel, Gossip girls will tell, Popular girls get all the boys, Little girls play with toys, Normal girls are nothing new, So which one applies to you?

lol

H-O-M-E-W-O-R-K has eight letters, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. What's the difference?

I am in the middle of my homework and I am very devoted to it...trust me nothing will break my concentration...ooh lookie a cookie

Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty. If I should fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
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