The Crumpet List
10 Things You Wish You Could Say to 10 Different People Right Now:
1. I wanna pack you up and take you with me when I move. I love you.
2. Seriously, enough of the drama. It's annoying and it's the same shit every time.
3. You're an asshole and I hope I never see you again.
4. Everyone needs someone like you in their life.
5. I know you won't win, you condescending, senile, decrepit liar.
6. No one can top you ever. You're the only person who's ALWAYS been there for me even when we had problems. You're reliable and trustworthy. And you're the only one that's stuck around for this long.
7. Seriously, put the fucking bottle down. It's ruining your life. There so much stress from this and you're too drunk to see that it's ruining this family. What happened to you? You're not the same anymore. I can't talk to you about my problems and we're drifting b/c you're not there anymore.
8. I really don't want to date you or anyone right now. Currently, I'm happy by myself. Men don't fit into my equation at this point.
9. I get this feeling that you're kind of indifferent with me. Like you're not going to start anything, but you certainly don't want to have any part of me. But maybe I'm wrong.
10. You've taught me so much since I've met you and I look up to you and respect you so much.
9 Things People May Not Know About You:
1. I have scoliosis.
2. My favorite color is red.
3. My left leg is longer than my right leg, which makes my pants fit funny.
4. When I was 10 I wanted to be a single mom with 8 kids, drive a monster truck, and live on a farm.
5. I'm scared of heights.
6. I can't lie on the spot.
7. I'm a chicken when it comes to having a crush.
8. I can't sleep without my sküshie. It's a red pillow that reminds me of a kidney... or a kidney bean.
9. I let my room get messy until I can't stand it anymore.
8 Ways to Win Your Heart:
1. Have passion for something.
2. Be supportive.
3. Love my cooking and constantly compliment me on it and brag about it to your friends.
4. Be open minded.
5. Don't be afraid to talk to me about ANYTHING no matter what.
6. Have an accent. Any will do...
7. Be polite to everyone, even if you hate them.
8. Be tactful and know how to talk to someone.
7 Awesome Movies:
1. Forest Gump
2. Shawshank Redemption
3. Casino
4. 300
5. Sweeney Todd
6. Tropic Thunder
7. Iron Man
6 Things You Do Before You Fall Asleep:
1. Stay online for hours
2. Text someone
3. Write in my journal... my actual journal.
4. adjust the speed of my fan
5. think about something to wear the next day.
6. think about what I have to do the next day.
5 People Who Mean Alot:
1. Family
2. The Price Family, Baz
3. Emily
4. Jen
5. Andy and Adam
4 Things You Don't Like:
1. Liars
2. cooked carrots
3. the mixture of noise and being around too many people.
4. static electricity
3 Things You Like:
1. Food
2. Autumn
3. Fashion
2 Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
1. Travel the world
2. Get my PhD
1 Confession:
1. I used to be obsessed with the backstreet boys.
1. I wanna pack you up and take you with me when I move. I love you.
2. Seriously, enough of the drama. It's annoying and it's the same shit every time.
3. You're an asshole and I hope I never see you again.
4. Everyone needs someone like you in their life.
5. I know you won't win, you condescending, senile, decrepit liar.
6. No one can top you ever. You're the only person who's ALWAYS been there for me even when we had problems. You're reliable and trustworthy. And you're the only one that's stuck around for this long.
7. Seriously, put the fucking bottle down. It's ruining your life. There so much stress from this and you're too drunk to see that it's ruining this family. What happened to you? You're not the same anymore. I can't talk to you about my problems and we're drifting b/c you're not there anymore.
8. I really don't want to date you or anyone right now. Currently, I'm happy by myself. Men don't fit into my equation at this point.
9. I get this feeling that you're kind of indifferent with me. Like you're not going to start anything, but you certainly don't want to have any part of me. But maybe I'm wrong.
10. You've taught me so much since I've met you and I look up to you and respect you so much.
9 Things People May Not Know About You:
1. I have scoliosis.
2. My favorite color is red.
3. My left leg is longer than my right leg, which makes my pants fit funny.
4. When I was 10 I wanted to be a single mom with 8 kids, drive a monster truck, and live on a farm.
5. I'm scared of heights.
6. I can't lie on the spot.
7. I'm a chicken when it comes to having a crush.
8. I can't sleep without my sküshie. It's a red pillow that reminds me of a kidney... or a kidney bean.
9. I let my room get messy until I can't stand it anymore.
8 Ways to Win Your Heart:
1. Have passion for something.
2. Be supportive.
3. Love my cooking and constantly compliment me on it and brag about it to your friends.
4. Be open minded.
5. Don't be afraid to talk to me about ANYTHING no matter what.
6. Have an accent. Any will do...
7. Be polite to everyone, even if you hate them.
8. Be tactful and know how to talk to someone.
7 Awesome Movies:
1. Forest Gump
2. Shawshank Redemption
3. Casino
4. 300
5. Sweeney Todd
6. Tropic Thunder
7. Iron Man
6 Things You Do Before You Fall Asleep:
1. Stay online for hours
2. Text someone
3. Write in my journal... my actual journal.
4. adjust the speed of my fan
5. think about something to wear the next day.
6. think about what I have to do the next day.
5 People Who Mean Alot:
1. Family
2. The Price Family, Baz
3. Emily
4. Jen
5. Andy and Adam
4 Things You Don't Like:
1. Liars
2. cooked carrots
3. the mixture of noise and being around too many people.
4. static electricity
3 Things You Like:
1. Food
2. Autumn
3. Fashion
2 Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
1. Travel the world
2. Get my PhD
1 Confession:
1. I used to be obsessed with the backstreet boys.