"Studying"

Sep 04, 2005 15:24


I was going through my notes on metaphyisical poetry when out pops a parody Mel and I made one English lesson which inspired this post.





I'd first like to open this with a quote:  "Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex" - Karl Marx

I have included in this post the parody we created.

flatter my socialist heart

Flatter my socialist heart,

Two person'd manifesto, for you

As for Crimson, Vermillion, Scarlet and Red

That i may rise and stand, do not overthrow me....You're dead!

Your left-wing ideals forced Cuba, Russia, China to call upon the Jew

You'd like an usurp'd town, wouldn't you!! Well quit Stalin and show us your Marx in red!

Release the socilaist in me, me should defend.

Deearly i love you, and would be lov'd fain,

Never shall i be betrothed unto your enemy,

Enforce me, re-tie me, do not break that red band again.

Take me to you, imprison me in a workers state, for i am enthralled by thee,

For right-wing never shall be.

DAS KAPITAL! We're all red inside.

By Mel & Kate (aided by Karl Marx and John Donne)

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Now, English is not the only subject to see Communism come to life.  Society and Culture has shown its true colours - being red.  Which is what inspired Rhys and I to create another socilalist parody which has also been included.

Dr. Suess and Karl Marx Present.......

COMMUNISTO MANIFESTO

Do you like democracy, Divided land and Hypocrisy?

I do not like it can't you see?  How could i my dear Trotsky?

I quite agree, lets count to three! Whilst i propose a possibility.

His name is Marx, he's quite a laugh.  A Manifesto he has written, outlining ideals with room for contradiction.  He warns you all of revolution, so make haste!! It's our only solution!

Why Trotsky dear, you've made it quite clear!  I reall hate the rules right here!

And as his prediction is quite near...let's dress in red and provoke some fear!

OH NO!! A COMMUNISTO MANIFESTO!!

"The writer must earn money in order to be able to live and write, but he must by no means live and write for the purpose of making money." - Karl Marx

Amen, brother. Amen.

i was working in the lab late one night.

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