Introducing the King and Queen
So I was all geared up last night to make this serious & meaningful post. (which I will probably still do later in the day) when lo & behold - I get an IM. From lordravage. It was absolutely the best. The convo started out normal enough, but neither one of us is really normal, so....
What started out as a discussion about the rumors that have been circulated about each of us and people's misonceptions about what type of people we are....turned into the funniest display ever. I was laughing so hard I was crying, literally. My cheeks still hurt.
What was the basis for most of this?
[Note: I will share my stuff, but not Julian's - it's his business to tell you if he wants to :-P ]
Well, you know since I broke up with Lou in February - I have had sex with exactly one person and apparently I am now a slut. O_o
So...in effort to make light of my situation & of Julian's - we have decreed that we are a fucked up version of royalty.
I am "Queen of the Bar Sluts" and
Julian is "King of the Juice"
The King & Queen went out for a night on the town in IM land last night...
OMG. Seriously one of the best IM conversations. Ever. I think about it now & I still laugh; the only other time in recent memory I have laughed so much for so long was on the dreadful trip home from Maryland.
Thank you Julian. *smooches & hugs*
What started out as a discussion about the rumors that have been circulated about each of us and people's misonceptions about what type of people we are....turned into the funniest display ever. I was laughing so hard I was crying, literally. My cheeks still hurt.
What was the basis for most of this?
[Note: I will share my stuff, but not Julian's - it's his business to tell you if he wants to :-P ]
Well, you know since I broke up with Lou in February - I have had sex with exactly one person and apparently I am now a slut. O_o
So...in effort to make light of my situation & of Julian's - we have decreed that we are a fucked up version of royalty.
I am "Queen of the Bar Sluts" and
Julian is "King of the Juice"
The King & Queen went out for a night on the town in IM land last night...
OMG. Seriously one of the best IM conversations. Ever. I think about it now & I still laugh; the only other time in recent memory I have laughed so much for so long was on the dreadful trip home from Maryland.
Thank you Julian. *smooches & hugs*