ho-hum
These are the type of things I find online to amuse myself when I am forced to be on a 5:00 conf. call:
Dani Nemesis is a tough cookie. You can't pull the wool over Dani's eyes and you had better not try! Dani was born under the sign of the crab and she can deliver a very nasty nip! Cancerians may not be the fiercest creatures in the zodiac but they are blessed with a brilliant set of self-defence mechanisms. They have impenetrable armour and sharp, scary claws. Dani's shell is especially strong. She won't let anyone come anywhere near to her heart unless she knows for sure that they mean no harm. Her impeccable instincts inform her of this and alert her to act accordingly. This is why the world around Dani is divided into two sorts of people - those who don't know quite what to make of her and those who have been fortunate enough to meet the real Dani Nemesis.
The real Dani Nemesis is soft, kind, caring, loving and giving. So soft, so kind, so special as to deserve a sainthood. All praise to 'Saint Dani the Caring.' 'Saint Dani the Caring.' It has a ring to it does it not? It is fair comment, is it not? Indeed it is, as all who know the true nature of Dani will willingly and eagerly confirm. There's only one problem with being a saint. It is what it does to your ego. Dani Nemesis is a true saint and true saints are not just naturally loving and compassionate, they are also naturally humble. But true saints have a tendency to turn into martyrs. Sometimes, just sometimes, Dani can be a little too good for her own good.
If only my friend M. were around to see this LOL - I'd get a *nod* "Ayup. True to point" Though my opinion is...
now I have to pay more attention to the phone *le sigh*
Dani Nemesis is a tough cookie. You can't pull the wool over Dani's eyes and you had better not try! Dani was born under the sign of the crab and she can deliver a very nasty nip! Cancerians may not be the fiercest creatures in the zodiac but they are blessed with a brilliant set of self-defence mechanisms. They have impenetrable armour and sharp, scary claws. Dani's shell is especially strong. She won't let anyone come anywhere near to her heart unless she knows for sure that they mean no harm. Her impeccable instincts inform her of this and alert her to act accordingly. This is why the world around Dani is divided into two sorts of people - those who don't know quite what to make of her and those who have been fortunate enough to meet the real Dani Nemesis.
The real Dani Nemesis is soft, kind, caring, loving and giving. So soft, so kind, so special as to deserve a sainthood. All praise to 'Saint Dani the Caring.' 'Saint Dani the Caring.' It has a ring to it does it not? It is fair comment, is it not? Indeed it is, as all who know the true nature of Dani will willingly and eagerly confirm. There's only one problem with being a saint. It is what it does to your ego. Dani Nemesis is a true saint and true saints are not just naturally loving and compassionate, they are also naturally humble. But true saints have a tendency to turn into martyrs. Sometimes, just sometimes, Dani can be a little too good for her own good.
If only my friend M. were around to see this LOL - I'd get a *nod* "Ayup. True to point" Though my opinion is...
now I have to pay more attention to the phone *le sigh*