ahhh...lemmings on parade

Feb 26, 2005 00:12

Everyone else on my friends list is doing this...so I've decided to join in...Just like Amber, I have tried to leave left off the sex experiences because well..... I'm a fucking pervert

So, since I'm not listing sex stuff (I still might sneak one in...cuz I cant help myself really) I'm still up in arms about whether to list morbid shit or just silly/interesting/entertaining....cuz we only get 10 WTF??

*shrugs* Ok maybe I'll mix it up...Here we go!!!!!

1. Got a couple of fractured ribs at a Pantera show...then hung w/the band @ at a club afterwards

2. The first time I met Troy, Emmit & Michael was at a go-go bar in Dallas, no it wasn't off-season

3. Moved out during Spring Break of my senior year of high school because I didn't want to live by anyone else's rules. I was 17.

4. Beat the hell out of someone a foot taller than me that outweighed me by at least 100 lbs in a mosh pit...okay I was in a drunken rage anyway & he grabbed at my tit...just cause in my opinion *shakes head at self*

5. Learned gun safety and have target practiced several times. I always used to have a gun in the car & used to be a fairly good shot (Amber...were we seperated at birth? My dad's words were..."Your blonde ass is NOT getting car-jacked in South Oak Cliff because you got lost going to Deep Ellum")

6. I did the flying trapeze religiously for a total of 14 days in a half assed attempt to get over a fear of heights.

7. I went through the hassle of making it to the tryouts for The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders only to chicken out the day of.

8. Saw a family member murdered.

9. Gotten half of my face taken off by a Saint Bernard at age 3.

10. Watched several people have various forms of sex all at the same time less than 3 feet from me. I said watched people - I DON'T SHARE!!! (yeah sorry, its late - I had to throw a sex one in there, but its not a ME having sex story...does that count?)

Ok, I am officially tired now

[EDIT]: I just realized not one of these things happened in the past almost 7 years. WOW - Now I am old and boring.

quiz, meme

Previous post Next post
Up