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[xx_lauren_xx]

*coughJohnnyDeppismineandnooneelsesheismysexslavecough* Ner Ner! XDDDDDDDDD

Everyone... Johnny Depp is mine... No one elses!

Edit.

Dearest Starey (and any one else who may be considering stealing him)~

Johnny Depp is mine. Ner ner. If you want him, you'll have to fight me for him. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDPPPPPPPPPP

*your arch enemy for wanting my sex slave* Lauren :P