oh happy tiemz

Apr 26, 2008 18:40

It's been super nice today, despite that Minnesota can't decide what fucking season it wants to be. A few days ago it was like... 75 degrees and today it's like 40 degrees and snowing. Leliel has decided that underneath my shirt on my back is a a cozy place to nap and also a good place to use as a scratching post.

I'm super happy because I withdrew from my classes at my shit sorry excuse of a community college, and now I'm looking at the art colleges around the Minneapolis-St.Paul area. I was already accepted into them after I submitted my portfolio and applications after high school, it's just that my parents thought I should do my generals first and... yea, that didn't turn out too well. <3

Despite yesterday being run over by a car, I am sorry to disappoint all of you but I'm ok and not dead. xD
Just some extra strength tylenol is all I need, and if it get worst, I get vicodin. YAY! Good shit.

Let's see... yeah, I'm starting work again this coming week, so I get to mess around and do nothing for like 6 hours a day except play video games and crawl over counters. Oooh, on Monday night I have to work a midnight shift for the release of GTA 4. The whole store is going to be crowded with moms and their 13 year old boys. Gamestop and the state requires us to check the ID of anyone who looks younger than 30 to see if theyre 17+ for M rated games. I realized that whenever a mother comes in with her child to purchase a GTA game, the conversations always sway in two ways.

Here's the first way:

Me: Ma'am, just so you're aware, this game is M rated and may not be suitable for your child to play.
Mom: Oh, it can't be that bad, can it? It's just like a movie, right? Just some shooting and car chasing?
Kid: Yea! It's fine, I played it over at (insert friend's name here)'s house!
Me: You can hire a prostitute, have sex with the prostitute, then kill the prostitute with a flamethrower, and then take her money.
Mom: . . .
Kid: ::looking really pissed off at me::
Me: :D

So yeah, I mean, I was allowed to play violent video games and watch R rated movies when I was a kid, like... I think you just gotta make sure your kid is aware of what is real and what is not, and what SHOULDN'T be re-enacted. Kids these days are just fucked on stupid it seems... especially the ones who try to re-enact the sand tomb that gaara did and then they killed themselves... I mean yea, that really is sad, but......... god, seriously.

Here's the second way:

Me: Ma'am, just so you're aware, this game is M rated and may not be suitable for your child to play.
Mom: Oh, it can't be that bad, can it? It's just like a movie, right? Just some shooting and car chasing?
Kid: Yea! It's fine, I played it over at (insert friend's name here)'s house!
Me: You can hire a prostitute, have sex with the prostitute, then kill the prostitute with a flamethrower, and then take her money.
Mom: Okay! That doesn't sound so bad! ::buys the game and leaves::

::3 days later::

Mom: ::comes back with the game:: I want my money back!! My son is killing policeman and having sex with women, and then killing them!
Me: ....mmyep.

You can figure out the rest that follows. Yea, a long enough post for now anyway, tiem to go hang out with Aliiiiiiiicia-action.~
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