Mar 13, 2005 15:52
"I drink Lithium, and I don't even know what is. The only reason you diss me, is 'cause you want a sip. Everytime I drink it, I piss out a laser, and cut holes in the wall with my dick phazer."
-Shaggz
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You know, I get the feeling that you guys don't know who am I anymore.
So I'll describe me, until I can get a damned camera.
I'm around 6' now, because I drink milk, and I have in fact grew an inch or two over the past year. And I've also grown taller.
I'm normally a quiet guy. Just am, it's who I am. Par-normally, I'm never serious. In fact, tommarrow I'm starring in a school movie, directed by my friend, called The Audition. It's where this christian actor auditions for this evil producer. The producer has this assistant who helps act out the scenes. I'm playing the assistant, who I see as ambigously gay. I'm a good actor.
I wear pants and shirts, and I have short brown hair.
I'm a different person that I once knew. Mainly, that I've force myself out of my mental insta-fuckin-bility. I actually can't believe I finally did it, but I did.
So, my name is David, and I have a drug problem.
Well, it's not really a problem, though.