It had to be done.
I couldn't think of a Weakness or a Resistance or a Retreat cost...so I left those blank...
Any suggestions?
The conversation that spurred this:
(just to say, I often quote epic moments of what I'm watching to Kelley, especially when I know she doesn't watch said shows. XD)
Me: Don't turn your back on the Queen...she will f*cking cut you. cut you...!
Kelley: D:
I'M SCARED
Me: The Queen! She's p-p-p-p-p-p-p-
P- what, John?!
She's...POISONOUS!
What? You're not supposed to touch the Queen because she's poisonous?
Oh she's deadly poisonous, Jon!
...So the rules aren't to protect her but to protect you?
Protect her?! The rules for handling the monarch is the same for handling a venomous cobra! Wear gloves, don't turn your back on her, and if she arches her back run, Jon, run! Run like the wind!
I see the English Queen in a whole new life.
Kelley: SHE SOUNDS LIKE A RARE DANGEROUS POKEMON
Me: XD
Ah man...
I need to make a The Queen Pokemon card now...
Kelley: LOL
TYPE: POISON.
Me: She will f*cking cut you
Kelley: ATTACK POWER: INFINITE
...yeah I changed her HP, which I was gonna have as the infinity symbol...to her age. Just to make something a little more reasonable. XD
ENJOY!