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[xwitchy_womanx]

Interesting. While scouring this 'internet', I just so happen to find pictures from my home world. I know some of you were curious as to what it is like. So here, enjoy.

Comments

[turnipsmeister]

Ah, the old story of family betrayal and fathers suffering from near-terminal heartburn. Why, I do remember that one hilarious incident when uncles Scratchy and Itchy formed an alliance to try and take out the Cormyr wing of the Jansen family so they could inherit their riches and plunder their turnip fields.

[xwitchy_womanx]

What?

[turnipsmeister]

The best bit was when they both unleashed the collective armies of hell on each other at the same time in an attempt to double their share. Boy did that take some cleanup.

[xwitchy_womanx]

Continue to sputter your nonsense and I will sear your tongue out of your head.

[turnipsmeister]

Oooh how did you know the punchline? Has someone been telling my stories?

[xwitchy_womanx]

I would not waste my time with your nonsense.

[turnipsmeister]

No need to get snappy.