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[xwierdox]

Gonad14: a cop flashed his lights at me on the way home
Gonad14: but i popped him in the mouth and he kept going
Xdavid dangerX: haha, thats the only thing to do
Gonad14: yeah dawg
Gonad14: and if that doesn't work
Gonad14: let a little bit of peeny hang out
Gonad14: works every time
Xdavid dangerX: got it
Gonad14: yeah yeah
Gonad14: now
Gonad14: that's only for female cops
Gonad14: and gay cops i guess
Xdavid dangerX: ahahahah
Gonad14: do they make those?
Xdavid dangerX: i dont think so
Gonad14: ok then
Gonad14: just chick cops
Gonad14: and undercover buttlover cops
Xdavid dangerX: ahahaahah
Gonad14: yeah yeah
Gonad14: don't try though
Gonad14: i lost 19 inches of penis like that once
Gonad14: bitch had a machete
Gonad14: WHO'DAKNOWN?
Gonad14: so now i'm down to 19 inches
Gonad14: bitch got halfadick
Gonad14: naturally
Gonad14: i popped her in the mouth
Gonad14: married her for a week
Gonad14: had three kids
Xdavid dangerX: hahhahahaahhahahhahahahahahhah
Gonad14: and then killed her and took the life insurance money to buy three yachts and a hamburger
Gonad14: and here we are today
Gonad14: with half a penis and a hamburger
Gonad14: who's complaining?