May 14, 2005 22:28
Congratulations on Graduating College!
You are now entering the cold, real world.
And as a fresh reminder of just how contemptible humanity is,
while you are walking across the stage and getting your degree,
someone will break into your apartment, and steal:
your xbox,
your ipod,
your $1500 apple monitor,
and probably some other things I haven't noticed yet.
Happy Graduation Mr. Tuttle, welcome to life! You might need a sweater.
Today was supposed to be awesome, and all I want to do is scream.
Not at the loss of crap, but at the disgustingness of my fellow man.
I hate this world, and I refuse to be of it.
There are bright spots, though.
My roommate Ben, I cant even describe
My cousin and Hollister on the way home
My parents and my sister
My entire family and my friends
My little cousins running around
Thats what really matters.