My father is a human form of Eeyore.

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Dad: So today I had the seeds on the grass, right?  And I heard there was going to be a thunderstorm  .. so I was like 'hey!  water for the grass, wonderful.' .. WELL.  As you can see, by my luck .. no rain.   *sighs* Eeeeeyoooorreeee.

Poor dad hahaha =]
He's going to get Eeyore sitting down on his arm as a tattoo.  Pretty sweet.