Words of Wisdom
* A life of Luxury will end in Buxury
* Tell your boss to quit, then take his job
* Pay no attention to the man in the parentheses
* Briefly, lets discuss your underwear
* Homonyms will give you trouble at a social function
* Little things add up to a little bit
* Wait by the phone, see if it rings
* Start adding sugar to coke, that's what they put in on the table for
* Park in a secret place where no one can find you
* Gimme a dollar
* The backwards alphabet is just as important as the frontwards one
* It is very likely that you will bring home some bacon
* Lighten the load by doing less work
* Length X Width = Height...no, I mean Area
* Have a good time, all the time
* Your potential is full. Empty it out, it's starting to stink
* Girls shouldn't casually wear ballcaps
* You will fight for a just cause, just 'cause
* Switching soaps cold turkey will give you a rash
* You will spot a food store with your name, you aren't related
* You've got something between your teeth. Something green.
* Try a little levitation
* Buy me a sandwich
* Make a little guy out of a paper clip
* You will avoid laundry all together and buy more socks
* A true friend will tell you how stupid that shirt looks
* Stop listening to country music
* Your primary goal will be washing up
* "They" say "you" are "stupid". Whatever that means.
* Ugliness is next to you. Scooch on over.
* Don't wait for a reason to give up, just stop trying.
* A pillow fort simply cannot last
* Make it great. Next time, don't be late.
* It's not mean if it's hilarious.
* The truth is, banana peels just aren't that slippery.
* Clumsiness will bring about a change of pants
* Your friends wonder, if they met you now, would they still like you?
* An authority figure will look at you through X-Ray specs.
* There are some dishes under your bed that you should just throw away.
* Yellow text is hard to read
* Don't skip school...skip class
* Laugh your way out of a tense bathroom situation
* Things are about to get a whole lot flimsier
* Stop picking at it
* Treat others as if they treated you first
* Greatness can be measured in arguments won
* Begin saying "toot" backwards. No one will ever know
* Hey, it worked for Taft.
* It's not illegal if it's hilarious
* You will tire of your mayonnaise and it will grow tired of you.
* From now on, only give high-fives.
I just thought everyone could use a little insight into life. If you want to, close your eyes, point to the screen, and whichever one you land on is your fortune for the day!
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* Tell your boss to quit, then take his job
* Pay no attention to the man in the parentheses
* Briefly, lets discuss your underwear
* Homonyms will give you trouble at a social function
* Little things add up to a little bit
* Wait by the phone, see if it rings
* Start adding sugar to coke, that's what they put in on the table for
* Park in a secret place where no one can find you
* Gimme a dollar
* The backwards alphabet is just as important as the frontwards one
* It is very likely that you will bring home some bacon
* Lighten the load by doing less work
* Length X Width = Height...no, I mean Area
* Have a good time, all the time
* Your potential is full. Empty it out, it's starting to stink
* Girls shouldn't casually wear ballcaps
* You will fight for a just cause, just 'cause
* Switching soaps cold turkey will give you a rash
* You will spot a food store with your name, you aren't related
* You've got something between your teeth. Something green.
* Try a little levitation
* Buy me a sandwich
* Make a little guy out of a paper clip
* You will avoid laundry all together and buy more socks
* A true friend will tell you how stupid that shirt looks
* Stop listening to country music
* Your primary goal will be washing up
* "They" say "you" are "stupid". Whatever that means.
* Ugliness is next to you. Scooch on over.
* Don't wait for a reason to give up, just stop trying.
* A pillow fort simply cannot last
* Make it great. Next time, don't be late.
* It's not mean if it's hilarious.
* The truth is, banana peels just aren't that slippery.
* Clumsiness will bring about a change of pants
* Your friends wonder, if they met you now, would they still like you?
* An authority figure will look at you through X-Ray specs.
* There are some dishes under your bed that you should just throw away.
* Yellow text is hard to read
* Don't skip school...skip class
* Laugh your way out of a tense bathroom situation
* Things are about to get a whole lot flimsier
* Stop picking at it
* Treat others as if they treated you first
* Greatness can be measured in arguments won
* Begin saying "toot" backwards. No one will ever know
* Hey, it worked for Taft.
* It's not illegal if it's hilarious
* You will tire of your mayonnaise and it will grow tired of you.
* From now on, only give high-fives.
I just thought everyone could use a little insight into life. If you want to, close your eyes, point to the screen, and whichever one you land on is your fortune for the day!
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