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So this journal entry is a tribute to camera whores everywhere
How to become a self absorbed camera whore in only a few simple steps!!
by: jordan and jaclyn(international spastic v.o.v. supporters)
First, you must never look into the camera, but alas! the answer actually lies within looking at the camera. But dont fret, they haven't figured this out yet.
Maybe the answer is up in the sky?
Well, if it isnt up there...maybe its down there?
Dont worry little one, if you are having trouble finding this "answer," you may also resort to show a little skin eh:
You can always throw a random sweet, innocent object in the mix to make yes yourself, look like a sweet, innocent object:
Now, you can always do the natural oh! i fell on the floor and i dont know what to do shot! observe:
And when in doubt, grab a friend! im sure she has not discovered the secret that lies within the camera, and together, you both may achieve your once fantasy of becoming a true camera whore:
There you have it, it is so simple!
Warning:these are definaltly NOT staged!! and do not make fun of us because we are expressing our true emotions rite here for you. that is all. shimmy.