From David..
the following is supposed to be for the ladies.. i took it from david. but i have a little something for the guys.
1. Guys don’t like to have to guess at what a girl is feeling. Tell us if you want us to know.
Well that's just too bad, your gonna have to get used to it. and if you don't we'll find someone who does.. or you'll lean to do it. :)
2. Don’t lead guys on.
Don't play us.. or use us..
3. Almost all guys masturbate. Get used to it.
Not a big deal.
4. Guys like it when two girls kiss. Get used to it.
well, you can fantasize about it all you want, chances are you wont see it, from your girlfriend anyways.
5. Hmmm…girls in wet tee-shirts….yummmmmmmm
If you have a girlfriend.. don't look at some other girl in a wet tee shirt... it's called respect. we deserve it.
6. Guys need food, water,(sports) and honesty to survive
So do girls.. lie to us, don't bitch if we lie back. + we always find out. we can look straight into your eyes and tell when your lying. so don't even try.
7. We think about you all the time.
Well why wouldn't you..? we're faboulous.. :)
8. Being able to make us smile and feel good is much more important than weather or not your ass looks big in certain pants.
I agree. Being there for us when we're having a hard time dealing with things life gives us is more important then hanging out with your friends. We don't wanna make your lives miserable with this, just give us atleast a small part of your time.
9. We won’t reserve any bad opinions of you if you wear granny panties. we rather enjoy making fun of you with you.
This is a weird statement.. im not sure how to respond to it accept then with an "ok"
10. Hold our hand.
Definitley. Hold us. in and out of public.
11. We drive fast. don’t tell us to slow down.
We'll, we care about you, so if your putting your life in danger, you better damn well believe we're going to tell you to slow down..
12. A proper guy don’t want their girl giving them head unless the girl wants to.
aww, we'll that's thoughtful. unfortunately not all guys are proper guys. and maybe even some proper guys will have them do it even if the girl doesnt want to. guys can't help what they want. we just wont do what you want all, and in some cases most of the time.
13. We are not your bank.
Ahh, but proper guys offer to be. but we don't make you pay for everything.
14. We didn’t do anything to make you suffer every 28 days so don’t take it out on us.
Now that's just messed up, we can't help it, and believe us we try. we just hold in some of the stuff you do that pisses us off, but we can only hold in so much..
15. Don’t put down our cars. it’s the only thing we have.
You have us... Don't we mean something to you..? i mean what happens when your battey dies, who will come to pick you up.. we will, who will halp yo u pay for the bew battery if you don't have the money.. we will.
16. Real MEN wont ask for threesomes.
Aww.. that's nice of you. and if we really loved you, we wouldn't let you have some other girl all over you, and same to you, if you really loved us, you wouldnt let some other girl be all over you.
17. You look hot in anything you’re comfortable in./
Thank you :)
18. Tell us if you don’t like us…don’t lead us on.
That was statement number two. see above for my answer.
19. Dragging us along shopping does not count as “quality time.”
Good, i hate shopping... i can't speak for most of us on this one. suddjest something else then, we like movies, and food too. well most girls..
20. Just because we don’t groom ourselves every second doesn’t mean we’re nasty.
It is if you call not grooming every second, only bathing once a week..
21. Never tell us to chew our food.
Again, we care about you and don't want you to choke.
22. Keep in mind we have a hand to use if you are mad at us and cant seem to make you wanna get with us.
This was statement number three, stop rephrasing and repeating.
23. You just can't force us to like shopping.
Good, i hate shopping.
24. We don’t care if you’re smarter than us.
Good because we are. ((DAN NO COMMENT!)) we don't care if you think your stronger then us.
25. If you don’t own a thong…shame shame.
I don't know many girls that don't. but IF they don't don't make them feel bad or stupid for it.
26. The ability to burp and fart will help you get laid.
Definitley not true.
27. Jessica Simpson is just hot. Get used to it.
Why would u randomly bring her up like that, and if said something like that to your girlfriend, atcually come to think of it, most of these statements, if u said them to her... you'd be in the dob house.
28. Interest in cars, sports, etc. will earn you major points.
ookk..
29. Don’t hit us with that “promis ring” bullshit.
Can't help you there. but if your a bad kisser, like the kind who thinks all kisses you have to shove your tongue down their throat.. i don't think you have to worry. oh and theres a tip for you. thats fine sometime but dude. all the time, no and don't go over dramatic and like choke her. we like sweet soft none toungue kisses too. sometimes more.
30. If you're developing such good hand skills by playing with your hair you could do yourself good by giving us shoulder massages once in a while.
Right back atcha.. working on your car, playing video games.. it's not all about you..
31. Anything you do with another guy is cheating. don’t fucking come back to us crying.
Ok, same to you, and don't pull that "we'll i was drunk and didn't know what i was doing" crap or the "we'll she came on to me, what did you expect me to, i didn't want to hurt her.."
32. If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
Deal.
33. Don’t ask us to dance if we cant unless you want your toes flat.
We don't care, we'll teach you. we like being able to teach you something.
34. On that note it is fucked up if you dance with other dudes. a real loving girl would either sit with us or teach us how to dance.
See there you go! we're on the same page with this one. :):)
35. Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.
Yeah, we try, but it's hard. same for you. Some of the things you say, you don't realize we'll be offended until it's too late, but before you say something, run over it through yout head.
36. Not all guys put out and don’t expect the ladyfriend to put out either. chill.
.. ok. we'll keep in mind that there are some girls who think about sex just as much as thouse really horny guys out there.
37. Make fun of our taste in music...prepare to die.
lol, like wise
38. We always pay.
... dude u just complained earlier how your not out bank.. make up your mind.
39. Call us “hunks” or dead sexy or something to that effect.
Then when we do, don't disagree!!!
40. The little things you do always attract us.
Good to know.
41. Foreplay isn't something we forget.
ok.
42. Don't screw us over, especially if we have a best friend who is a chick. she will bitch you out.
Same to you, our guy friends, tend to be extremely protective..
43. we don’t care if you look at other guys as long as we are your #1
That statement is so NOT true.. what happend to honesty..
44. not all guys are looking for friends with benifits
Good. We want a real man. not one who only wants to fuck around ((usually)) *Doesn't apply to all*
45. We have feelings too.
We know. and we promise to try not to hurt them.
46. smoking kills. don’t do it.
I love you for this statement. and same to you. that shit's nasty.
47. We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-boyfriends.
ok. but we might still be friends with them. So don't get mad at us unless they really do something unthinkable, trust us.
48. if you fall on high heels expect us to pick you up.
Awww, that's nice of you, i tank you in advance.
49. Don’t tell us if you think other dudes are hot.
We wont if you don't tell us when u think other chicks are hott, even the ones on TV, keep it to your self. and if we ask you if u think some girls hot, you should respond with something corny but that would make us feel good like "She's ok, but your so much better" something like that.
50. you don’t need to dress to impress to impress us.
ok.
51. don’t blame us if we forget our 17th week anniversary….we’re too busy working so we can afford your gifts.
Well alright, but remember the first month and then every year that passes, that's what means the most to us.
52. Spooning gets us horny, just fyi.
Does it really..
53. this is how we see it: ignore us = hate us
Not always, sometimes we're just mad at you, but mad does not = hate.
54. don’t ask us 50 times a week if we’re cheating or if we really love you
ok, but try not to give us a reason to think that you are. and don't lie if you really are, u owe it to us, no matter what we did or didn't do to make you cheat. just leave us or stop.
55. trust us putting our penises into womens shitholes should get us hot either.
that statement doesn't make sense.. if it does, no either at the end, if it doesnt there should also be a doesn't in there..
56. if women can be late so can we.
ok, but if we can be on time, and we take SO much longer to get ready... so can you..
57. Sexy eyes are hot.
ok.
59. Don’t expect us to use 3 conditioners, 4 lotions and an acne treatment in the shower.
... We don't.. we only expect you to come out of the shower smelling and looking clean..
60. Laugh at our jokes.
ok.. even if they're not funny? or we don't get it..?
61. Three words: honesty, honesty, honesty.
Again.. was already mentioned in statement munber 6.
62. don’t yell at us if we get attached when you lead us on
I thought you told us njot to lead you on..
63. We shouldn’t have to wonder if you orgasm is real. faking it is bad.
Alright.
64. don’t start with us. we can lose our temper.
Right back actcha.
65. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
ok.
66. we will never have enough sports!
ok.
67. say thank you when we open the door for you.
Ok.
68. We love surprises!
We'll keep that in mind.
69. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron (or sloppy) tongue.
TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE ON THAT ONE!! usually we go in for a first kiss with a guy and we expect a nice kiss, and end up with spit all over our mouths and a tongue all the way down our throat.. then you become SO MUCH less attratcive.
70. our room is our room. get used to it.
alright.
71. Always brush your teeth before you see us, a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
I agree with you on that and say the same to you, although i can't speak for all girls. some just.. don't.
72. Sometimes, guys arent in the mood.
Sometimes, girls aren't in the mood. or.. we just don't want it.
73. real men don’t need videotapes of their girl.
Nicely said.
74. Nice guys do exist. But unfortunaly we do tend to finish last. fuck the bitches I say.
That's true in most cases and im sorry.
75. Don't let ex-boyfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
Very true, and im sorry to people who have had to deal with it. and same about ex- girlfriends, we have enough to worry about.