Woodland Critter Christmas
FIRSTS
first best friend(s) = marla, julie, jessica
first job = if it counts, baby-sitting
first screen name = ara7190
first self purchased cd = once again, i cannot recall such a time.
first funeral = never.
first piercing/tattoo = my earlobes when i was 1 month old
first enemy = okay, turns out the bitch who beat up marla's name wasn't jackie. can't remember it now, though
first big trip = maine, when i was 3 weeks.
LASTS
last long car ride = to the movies on friday?
last good cry = i'm not sure. a while ago i think.
last library book checked out = the brimstone journals, the perks of being a wallflower and some book of short stories by anne fine
last beverage drank = water
last food consumed = pAsta
last phone call = lauren
last time showered = um, yesterday
last shoes worn = my etnies are still on mah feet
last song played = always, saliva
last annoyance = um, wait. there was something earlier. oh yeah, i couldn't figure out the end of the quote alisa sent me
last time you had sex = still virginal
describe your...
wallet = black liz claiborne
underwear = the ones i have on have flowers and are silky
tattoos = nada
room = beige-ish brown-ish
boyfriend: humbug
parents = my mommy is coolioso and my dad is stuck in the olden days
[boxers or briefs] = boxers
[plaid or striped] = um, plaid
[salt or pepper] = ohh baby baby baby. oh baby baby. PUSH IT
[okay, ok, or o.k.] = okay
[bright colors or dark colors] = usually dark
[tic-tacs or certs] = orange tic tacs to be specific
[sunshine or rain] = depends on my mood
[rain or snow] = snooowwww
[sun or moon] = moon
[silver or gold] = silver
[silk, cotton, or flannel sheets] = i dunno
[preps or freaks] = freaks.
[popcorn-with or w/out butter] = with for sure
[ketchup, mayo, mustard, or relish]= KETCHUP!
[shampoo + conditioner in one or separate] = sperate. definitely.
if you were ____ what would it be?
an animal = OSTRICH BITCH
a fruit = strawberry. but not a sour one.
a vegetable= veggies smell
a color: pinky-doodle or lilac
a bug: erg. lady bug?
short answer
are you smart? i suppose.
do you like onions? nope never
what instruments can you play? saxophone, keyboard and guitar (kinda)
do you sleep with socks on? WHO DOESN'T?!
are you ticklish? sometimes
are you shy? it depends on if i know you or not
do you talk to yourself? who doesn't?
do you have a basement or an attic? both, motherfucker. though i have never seen my attic
did you go to preschool? no, pre-k
are you a morning person? not in any way
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
you touched?: my mom
you talked to?: my mom?
you hugged?: um, i don't know? i think my grandma
you instant messaged?: emily melnick.
you kissed?: i kissed mah momma on da head
you yelled at?: oh, lisa, cause i was in the mood to beat her up
you thought about?: hehehhehehehe so many boysssss
who text messaged you?: alisa...lovely message about griffo(accent)n it was
who broke your heart?: hm can't remember
who told you they loved you?: family?.
number
# of drugs taken illegally: none
# of people i could trust with my life: 3 or 4.
# of pets you have, kind, name: none
# of scars on my body: um, i have scruises
# of things in my past that i regret: i can't count them
BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
Nervous Habits: playing wiht my nails
Do you bite your nails? nope
Are you double jointed? nope
Can you roll your tongue? yes.
Can you blow smoke rings? noppeee.
Can you blow spit bubbles? yesserie
Can you cross your eyes? always fun to do
Do you make your bed daily? um, no
CLOTHES
On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet? like, $20 or so
Sexiest article of clothing on a guy? ummmm either just boxers or just pants. no shirts involved.
For a chick?: ew. chicks are ugly
Favorite Piece of Clothing: ummmmmmmm i don't know. my pinstripe pantelones
Pajamas: my strawberry shortcake pants
FOOD
Do you wind your spaghetti or cut it? wind all the way
Have you ever eaten Spam? only in extreme conditions, which of i have never had to encounter
How often do you brush your teeth? once or twice a day
How often do you shower/bathe? usually every other day cause i'm lazy
How long does your shower last? like, 20 to 30 minutes
Hair drying method: blow drying
Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? highlights
What colors has your hair been? brown and now brown with red
If that fountain of youth existed, would you drink from it? nawww
how much do you swear? constantly.
Do you ever spit? yes.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE...
Actor/Actress: jake gyllenhaal, ryan phillippe, jake epstein, adamo ruggiero, more more. i don't really like actresses.
Food: mealbars. pretty sad.
Month: july/december
Day: saturday, though fridays are better.
Shoe Brand: KANGAROO BITTCCCH. etnies, vans, more more
Subject in school: english
Color: black, pink, purple, blue, red
Person to talk to online: lauren, alisa, tara
Body part on the opposite sex: hehehe the face and the chestical area
TV shows: Degrassi, motherfucker. friends, simpsons, family guy, rw/rr battle of the sexes, i love the 80s, the oc, life as we know it
Movie: donnie darko, napoleon dynamite, almost famous, detroit rock city, cruel intentions, rules of attraction, blah blah.
Holiday: christmas.
Magazine: seventeen, ym, tv guide
Vacationing Spot: maine, since i'v only been there and new jersey in the summer
Thing To Do In The Summer: sleepovers, go to the beach, stare at hot boyssss
Thing To Do In The Winter: snow things, christmas fun
Perfume or Cologne: i personally don't like either
IN AND AROUND
Ever taken a cab? si
Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? all the time
What color is your bedroom? beige-ish brown-ish
Do you use an alarm clock? nope
Name one thing you are obsessed with: um, boys?
Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?: nope
Ever sunbathed nude? nope
Window seat or aisle? depends on where. on a schoolbus, i choose aisle
LA LA LAND
What's your sleeping position? wherever
Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? haha yes
Do you snore? yep
Do you sleepwalk? all the time
Do you talk in your sleep? probably . i know someone who does, craig...
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? like, 7
How about with the light on? nope
Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? tv. i can't sleep without one.
Thirteen Random things you like:
x1: boys
x2: degrassi
x3: canada
x4: hanukkah
x5: music
x6: days 4 and 6
x7: sleeping
x8: hot hot tea...but not too hot
x9: car radios
x10: writing
x11: long car rides
x12: dancing
x13: sleeping in science
Eleven Good Bands/Artists: (in no order, either)
x1: incubus
x2: the cure
x3: nirvana
x4: death cab
x5: dashboard
x6: oasis
x7: slipknot
x8: mind the gap :(
x9: hawthorne heights
x10: green day
x11: brand new
Ten Things about you Physically:
x1: 5'5
x2: darkish brown hair
x3: braces :(
x4: contacts
x5: hazel eyes
x6: eyeliner
x7: uncomfortable body weight
x8: boobies
x9: bags under eyes
x10: sweatshirts
Nine Good Friends:
x1: lauren
x2: victoria
x3: lj
x4: heather
x5: kerrina
x6: lisa
x7: dickerson
x8: tara
x9: alisa
Eight Favorite Food/Drinks:
x1: meal bars
x2: diet coke
x3: diet pepsi
x4: ramen
x5: chinese food
x6: sour cream and cheddar chips
x7: chocolate
x8: ice cream
Six things that Annoy you:
x1: school
x2: weekends are only 2 days long
x3: errggg everything
x4: people suck
x5: ugg boots
x6: that girl at school who wears the "Hottie" shirt
Five things you touch Every Day:
x1: my clothes
x2: my hair
x3: my eyes
x4: my face
x5: my toast
Four TV Shows you Watch:
x1: Degrassi
x2: The OC
x3: rw/rr battle of the sexes
x4: life as we know it
Three favorite songs:
x1: drive, incubus
x2: hands down, dashboard
x3: ohio is for lovers, hawthorne heights
Two People on LJ you have Kissed: .
x1: tornado buttermilk
x2: hobo steve
One Person you could spend the rest of your Life with:
x1: it's a secret since he probably dislikes me
ME
What does your name mean? it's apparently the jewish form of the male name Alan
How old are you? 14
How old are you mentally (as in are you mature?) um...it depends on who i'm with
How long does it take you get get ready in the morning? like, a half hour, depending on if i blow dry my hair
SLEEP
Do you dream at night? continuously
Do you remember your dreams? course
Describe one: all righty. the other night, i dreamt that demaio was a stand up comedian in my science class and he was wearing a skirt and flowered shirt. and he was saying horrendo jokes that no one laughed at and i was convinced he was actually a girl, not a boy and his shirt came undone for some strange reason (his man boobs must have pertruded out) and all of a sudden, his hairless chest was just exposed and i was going to vomit uncontrollably, since i was still convinced he was a girl. then i remembered he was a guy ( i was still disgrosted) and i said "i keep forgetting he's a girl cause of the skirt" then i tried to get his attention afterwards by falling out of a desk, but he was too busy flirting with cedrone. the end.
What time do you go to bed usually? um, weekends 2 to 3 or whatever, weeknights midnight
What time do you wake up normally? 6-6:15
What time do you wake on weekends? 11, 12 or 1
Do you find waking late nice or annoying? annoying cause my family wakes me up
Do you sleep with one pillow or two? one real one and one tiny one.
SCHOOL
Do you like school? god no.
Why/why not? because i'm not planning on being a gym teacher, band teacher and/or in a band involving the saxophone (down with ska!), history teacher/historian, math teacher/mathematician, spanish expert or a science teacher/scientist. all i care about is english, motherfuckers.
What's your favorite subject? english
Do you have a fave teacher? um, mrs. mccourt? just cause she's nice. and i miss demaio, martino and donato dearly
Ever had a crush on a teacher? MARTIN WAS FUCKING HOTTTTTT. and cardarelli and manoukian were hotties, but they weren't technically teachers. well, martin wasn't really either, BUT HE WAS HOTTTTT.
Are you a maths/science person or an english/drama person? english/drama definitely
FRIENDS
Do you have heaps of friends? guess so
Do you have a best friend? like, 8 or so
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends? girls
Do you ever get annoyed at any friends? hahah all the time
Have you ever lied to a friend? yess
Have you ever stolen a friends boyfriend/girlfriend? nope. guys don't seem to want to leave their WHORISH LESBIAN GIRLFRIENDS FOR ME. la la la.
RELATIONSHIPS
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? erg sadly not
Do you have a crush? 5 i think
If so, are you in love? not that i know of
Do they know you like them? i hope not. though, with mark bellis it's rahter obvious
Is it serious or playful? some serious, some playful
How long have you liked them? um, some for a long time, others for a short time
Ever done something stupid to impress them? no...
Have you ever experienced unrequited love? yes. sadly.
Do you find it romantic or hurtful? what the hell?
Even know what it is? yes motherfucker
first best friend(s) = marla, julie, jessica
first job = if it counts, baby-sitting
first screen name = ara7190
first self purchased cd = once again, i cannot recall such a time.
first funeral = never.
first piercing/tattoo = my earlobes when i was 1 month old
first enemy = okay, turns out the bitch who beat up marla's name wasn't jackie. can't remember it now, though
first big trip = maine, when i was 3 weeks.
LASTS
last long car ride = to the movies on friday?
last good cry = i'm not sure. a while ago i think.
last library book checked out = the brimstone journals, the perks of being a wallflower and some book of short stories by anne fine
last beverage drank = water
last food consumed = pAsta
last phone call = lauren
last time showered = um, yesterday
last shoes worn = my etnies are still on mah feet
last song played = always, saliva
last annoyance = um, wait. there was something earlier. oh yeah, i couldn't figure out the end of the quote alisa sent me
last time you had sex = still virginal
describe your...
wallet = black liz claiborne
underwear = the ones i have on have flowers and are silky
tattoos = nada
room = beige-ish brown-ish
boyfriend: humbug
parents = my mommy is coolioso and my dad is stuck in the olden days
[boxers or briefs] = boxers
[plaid or striped] = um, plaid
[salt or pepper] = ohh baby baby baby. oh baby baby. PUSH IT
[okay, ok, or o.k.] = okay
[bright colors or dark colors] = usually dark
[tic-tacs or certs] = orange tic tacs to be specific
[sunshine or rain] = depends on my mood
[rain or snow] = snooowwww
[sun or moon] = moon
[silver or gold] = silver
[silk, cotton, or flannel sheets] = i dunno
[preps or freaks] = freaks.
[popcorn-with or w/out butter] = with for sure
[ketchup, mayo, mustard, or relish]= KETCHUP!
[shampoo + conditioner in one or separate] = sperate. definitely.
if you were ____ what would it be?
an animal = OSTRICH BITCH
a fruit = strawberry. but not a sour one.
a vegetable= veggies smell
a color: pinky-doodle or lilac
a bug: erg. lady bug?
short answer
are you smart? i suppose.
do you like onions? nope never
what instruments can you play? saxophone, keyboard and guitar (kinda)
do you sleep with socks on? WHO DOESN'T?!
are you ticklish? sometimes
are you shy? it depends on if i know you or not
do you talk to yourself? who doesn't?
do you have a basement or an attic? both, motherfucker. though i have never seen my attic
did you go to preschool? no, pre-k
are you a morning person? not in any way
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
you touched?: my mom
you talked to?: my mom?
you hugged?: um, i don't know? i think my grandma
you instant messaged?: emily melnick.
you kissed?: i kissed mah momma on da head
you yelled at?: oh, lisa, cause i was in the mood to beat her up
you thought about?: hehehhehehehe so many boysssss
who text messaged you?: alisa...lovely message about griffo(accent)n it was
who broke your heart?: hm can't remember
who told you they loved you?: family?.
number
# of drugs taken illegally: none
# of people i could trust with my life: 3 or 4.
# of pets you have, kind, name: none
# of scars on my body: um, i have scruises
# of things in my past that i regret: i can't count them
BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
Nervous Habits: playing wiht my nails
Do you bite your nails? nope
Are you double jointed? nope
Can you roll your tongue? yes.
Can you blow smoke rings? noppeee.
Can you blow spit bubbles? yesserie
Can you cross your eyes? always fun to do
Do you make your bed daily? um, no
CLOTHES
On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet? like, $20 or so
Sexiest article of clothing on a guy? ummmm either just boxers or just pants. no shirts involved.
For a chick?: ew. chicks are ugly
Favorite Piece of Clothing: ummmmmmmm i don't know. my pinstripe pantelones
Pajamas: my strawberry shortcake pants
FOOD
Do you wind your spaghetti or cut it? wind all the way
Have you ever eaten Spam? only in extreme conditions, which of i have never had to encounter
How often do you brush your teeth? once or twice a day
How often do you shower/bathe? usually every other day cause i'm lazy
How long does your shower last? like, 20 to 30 minutes
Hair drying method: blow drying
Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? highlights
What colors has your hair been? brown and now brown with red
If that fountain of youth existed, would you drink from it? nawww
how much do you swear? constantly.
Do you ever spit? yes.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE...
Actor/Actress: jake gyllenhaal, ryan phillippe, jake epstein, adamo ruggiero, more more. i don't really like actresses.
Food: mealbars. pretty sad.
Month: july/december
Day: saturday, though fridays are better.
Shoe Brand: KANGAROO BITTCCCH. etnies, vans, more more
Subject in school: english
Color: black, pink, purple, blue, red
Person to talk to online: lauren, alisa, tara
Body part on the opposite sex: hehehe the face and the chestical area
TV shows: Degrassi, motherfucker. friends, simpsons, family guy, rw/rr battle of the sexes, i love the 80s, the oc, life as we know it
Movie: donnie darko, napoleon dynamite, almost famous, detroit rock city, cruel intentions, rules of attraction, blah blah.
Holiday: christmas.
Magazine: seventeen, ym, tv guide
Vacationing Spot: maine, since i'v only been there and new jersey in the summer
Thing To Do In The Summer: sleepovers, go to the beach, stare at hot boyssss
Thing To Do In The Winter: snow things, christmas fun
Perfume or Cologne: i personally don't like either
IN AND AROUND
Ever taken a cab? si
Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? all the time
What color is your bedroom? beige-ish brown-ish
Do you use an alarm clock? nope
Name one thing you are obsessed with: um, boys?
Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex?: nope
Ever sunbathed nude? nope
Window seat or aisle? depends on where. on a schoolbus, i choose aisle
LA LA LAND
What's your sleeping position? wherever
Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? haha yes
Do you snore? yep
Do you sleepwalk? all the time
Do you talk in your sleep? probably . i know someone who does, craig...
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? like, 7
How about with the light on? nope
Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? tv. i can't sleep without one.
Thirteen Random things you like:
x1: boys
x2: degrassi
x3: canada
x4: hanukkah
x5: music
x6: days 4 and 6
x7: sleeping
x8: hot hot tea...but not too hot
x9: car radios
x10: writing
x11: long car rides
x12: dancing
x13: sleeping in science
Eleven Good Bands/Artists: (in no order, either)
x1: incubus
x2: the cure
x3: nirvana
x4: death cab
x5: dashboard
x6: oasis
x7: slipknot
x8: mind the gap :(
x9: hawthorne heights
x10: green day
x11: brand new
Ten Things about you Physically:
x1: 5'5
x2: darkish brown hair
x3: braces :(
x4: contacts
x5: hazel eyes
x6: eyeliner
x7: uncomfortable body weight
x8: boobies
x9: bags under eyes
x10: sweatshirts
Nine Good Friends:
x1: lauren
x2: victoria
x3: lj
x4: heather
x5: kerrina
x6: lisa
x7: dickerson
x8: tara
x9: alisa
Eight Favorite Food/Drinks:
x1: meal bars
x2: diet coke
x3: diet pepsi
x4: ramen
x5: chinese food
x6: sour cream and cheddar chips
x7: chocolate
x8: ice cream
Six things that Annoy you:
x1: school
x2: weekends are only 2 days long
x3: errggg everything
x4: people suck
x5: ugg boots
x6: that girl at school who wears the "Hottie" shirt
Five things you touch Every Day:
x1: my clothes
x2: my hair
x3: my eyes
x4: my face
x5: my toast
Four TV Shows you Watch:
x1: Degrassi
x2: The OC
x3: rw/rr battle of the sexes
x4: life as we know it
Three favorite songs:
x1: drive, incubus
x2: hands down, dashboard
x3: ohio is for lovers, hawthorne heights
Two People on LJ you have Kissed: .
x1: tornado buttermilk
x2: hobo steve
One Person you could spend the rest of your Life with:
x1: it's a secret since he probably dislikes me
ME
What does your name mean? it's apparently the jewish form of the male name Alan
How old are you? 14
How old are you mentally (as in are you mature?) um...it depends on who i'm with
How long does it take you get get ready in the morning? like, a half hour, depending on if i blow dry my hair
SLEEP
Do you dream at night? continuously
Do you remember your dreams? course
Describe one: all righty. the other night, i dreamt that demaio was a stand up comedian in my science class and he was wearing a skirt and flowered shirt. and he was saying horrendo jokes that no one laughed at and i was convinced he was actually a girl, not a boy and his shirt came undone for some strange reason (his man boobs must have pertruded out) and all of a sudden, his hairless chest was just exposed and i was going to vomit uncontrollably, since i was still convinced he was a girl. then i remembered he was a guy ( i was still disgrosted) and i said "i keep forgetting he's a girl cause of the skirt" then i tried to get his attention afterwards by falling out of a desk, but he was too busy flirting with cedrone. the end.
What time do you go to bed usually? um, weekends 2 to 3 or whatever, weeknights midnight
What time do you wake up normally? 6-6:15
What time do you wake on weekends? 11, 12 or 1
Do you find waking late nice or annoying? annoying cause my family wakes me up
Do you sleep with one pillow or two? one real one and one tiny one.
SCHOOL
Do you like school? god no.
Why/why not? because i'm not planning on being a gym teacher, band teacher and/or in a band involving the saxophone (down with ska!), history teacher/historian, math teacher/mathematician, spanish expert or a science teacher/scientist. all i care about is english, motherfuckers.
What's your favorite subject? english
Do you have a fave teacher? um, mrs. mccourt? just cause she's nice. and i miss demaio, martino and donato dearly
Ever had a crush on a teacher? MARTIN WAS FUCKING HOTTTTTT. and cardarelli and manoukian were hotties, but they weren't technically teachers. well, martin wasn't really either, BUT HE WAS HOTTTTT.
Are you a maths/science person or an english/drama person? english/drama definitely
FRIENDS
Do you have heaps of friends? guess so
Do you have a best friend? like, 8 or so
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends? girls
Do you ever get annoyed at any friends? hahah all the time
Have you ever lied to a friend? yess
Have you ever stolen a friends boyfriend/girlfriend? nope. guys don't seem to want to leave their WHORISH LESBIAN GIRLFRIENDS FOR ME. la la la.
RELATIONSHIPS
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? erg sadly not
Do you have a crush? 5 i think
If so, are you in love? not that i know of
Do they know you like them? i hope not. though, with mark bellis it's rahter obvious
Is it serious or playful? some serious, some playful
How long have you liked them? um, some for a long time, others for a short time
Ever done something stupid to impress them? no...
Have you ever experienced unrequited love? yes. sadly.
Do you find it romantic or hurtful? what the hell?
Even know what it is? yes motherfucker