I'm Still Smiling, You're Thinking of Killing Yourself
"Does this movie have any funny parts?"
"No. It's serious."
"Is it funny?"
Wow. Anyway, haven't written in here in almost 2 weeks. I'm ashamed. I admit this openly. Dammit.
Okay, so, Wednesday was my audition. Blah. Suckeroos. I saw DeMaio, the sex kitten. I would have ran up to him and hugged him, but my dad was waiting for me to take me to dance. I went on my way and Daniella prompted Ali to make us do regular bar, cause she is a dildo. Blah blah. Came home and did homework. I ended up not reading all of what I needed to in To Kill a Mockingbird, but I got away with it.
Thursday was nothing, because I don't do things on Thursday. It is a stupid and pointless day that should cease to exist because it just teases people.
Friday was a super day, I spose. I went to school and the rest of the Circus crew had to audition for the play. So, we were there and DeMaio was, too. We spoke to him and I offended him because I'm good at that, now aren't I? Blah blah. More talking to DeMaio. The rest of them auditioned and then we went our ways cause I had to go to the football game for band at 6:30 or whatever. I got there late and sat next to Conrad cause I would rather die than sit next to Mole Rat. A bunch of kids came there and they were replacing the words to the songs we were playing with the word "band". Ian was singing "band band band" during Eye of the Tiger and hitting my back, so I didn't get much playing in. I hung out with LJ when I didn't have to play and she didn't have to cheer. She drove me home afterwards, and I came home and watched Degrassi, which disappointed me cause they're all old now.
Saturday was Faire on the Square and I went to the back section to watch the bands play. LJ came a little bit after I did. There was a guy performing who looked EXACTLY LIKE ADAMO RUGGIERO IT WAS FUCKING SCARY AS FUCK. I almost died. LJ even thought they looked alike and she's only seen Adamo a few times. Juliet gave me a quarter for telling him they looked similar and he found us crazy, I think. Um. LJ fell in love with Pat and I fell in love with a fellow named Max. Not the Fosque, though mad love for him, too. The Syzlaks were good when they played. I enjoyed their song about McEvoy. Oh man. Atrophy was aweessoommme. I love Tyler. They sounded so much like Incubus and he had Brandon Boyd's voice. And Charlie Kessinich is just the coolest person who looks like an Albino to enter the world. Afterwards, me and LJ were gonna grab a bite, and Ryan was coming along. We found Lisamarie so us 4 were gonna go but Richardson followed us and Stephanie Burke found us. We all went to Napoli's and got rid of Richardson. We went to Ryan's house and hung out in his tree house. Stephanie had to go, so me, Lisa and LJ stayed until 9, cause LJ's mom made her leave then.
On Sunday, the bridal party give and take a few went shopping for shoes for the wedding. We bought a pair that I will never wear again, cause there will never be a reason for me to. Nope. Never a reason for me to. Oh well. The family came over afterwards and I talked to Lau on the phone. She went to her cousin's gay wedding. I envy her.
Monday was a pointless day of school, per usual. Aren't all days of school pointless? I either went to Lisa's this day or the next and did a WONDERFUL randition of "For the Longest Time" as Brona Brown, the sex pot. It was fabulicious.
Hm. Tuesday, once again, pointless. I despise school, really, I do. I can't even remember what I did Tuesday. I doubt it had importance. Oh yeah, we got our roles and I'm a nameless no one, no shock.
Wednesday I hate Dan Crease-dawg. Yep. I do. I had to go to dance again. My parents had another psychic party. At dance, Iris and I had an awesome discussion about Degrassi. Ha. Iris was in a Quaker Oat's commercial. Ha ha. Funny.
Thursday was so, once again, pointless. AHHH. It felt like a Friday. It did. I can't remember what I did then, either. I have the worst memory known to the world on some things.
Friday is memorable because it was a) last night and b) a Friday. We had our first rehearsal for OUR TOWN. Wow. We read through the script, cause we're not Nazis. After, I went to din din with Brendo and then talked to Lau on the phone. We watched Foster's and Billy and Mandy over the phone and when we were gonna watch Degrassi con Marco, Brendo hung up the phone. I love Marco/Adamo. I DOOOOO. When it was over, I watched about 19 seconds of Halloweentown High, and LJ came. We went to the movies at 9 with Ryan and saw Collateral. It was a good movie. Tom Cruise is a sex bomb. Alisa the dildo changed her mind. Tehehe. Oh well. I personally think that Tom Cruise is invinsible. Brendo came and picked us up at around 11 or whatever when it was over. Dave Dick, Jeff and his friend Jessica were in the car. Dave Dick had the largest bottle of ICB Cream Soda ever. He drank the entire thing, too. Jessica said she would knit me a scarf. I'm waiting for it. I am oh am. La la. Brendo started blasting "MY Happy Ending" by Avril the Fucker. Oh man. I was gonna poke my eardrums out with a pen. I came home and talked to Kerrina and Lau on the phone and me and Lau watched Degrassi again.
So, today, Brian rudely woke me up at 2. Rudeass. I was angered. At around 2:40 something, I called back Emily cause she called me earlier. I went to the football game with her and Lau for reasons unknown to me, seeing as how I despise football and Watertown's functions including it. I had nothing else to do. Alfonso and Nicholas were there, as was Ryan and Brian. Wow. Fun times. I came home afterwards and watched Degrassi, which we taped, with Brendo, Alex and Jessica and then Lau called me around 6:20 or something. I went to her house a bit before 7 and we went to rent movies. We rented Fahrenheit 9/11 and Life as a House. Oh man. Fahrenheit 9/11 was SUUUCCH A GOOD MOVIE. Everyone should be required to see it. Especially republicans, those mother fuckers. Bush is such a mother fucker. I despise him. He is ruining the world. You should know that. I love Michael Moore. So, we then put in Life as a House and Hayden Christensian is fucking hot as a goth. Man oh man. He was hottio. And Ian Somerhalder is a sexy, sexy man. Vetty much. I love him so muchos. Ohhh...drool....drool... My mom came a few minutes after 11 AND I DIDN'T GET TO FINISH THE MOVIE. I was angry. VEERRYYY. GGRRRRR. Now I have to borrow it from Jeff Geagan. And I'ma watch Degrassi again at 12. :D
Four day weekend. Oh yes. The joyousness of this festivity. Tehehehhehe.
I miss Jimmy Fallon. :(
"No. It's serious."
"Is it funny?"
Wow. Anyway, haven't written in here in almost 2 weeks. I'm ashamed. I admit this openly. Dammit.
Okay, so, Wednesday was my audition. Blah. Suckeroos. I saw DeMaio, the sex kitten. I would have ran up to him and hugged him, but my dad was waiting for me to take me to dance. I went on my way and Daniella prompted Ali to make us do regular bar, cause she is a dildo. Blah blah. Came home and did homework. I ended up not reading all of what I needed to in To Kill a Mockingbird, but I got away with it.
Thursday was nothing, because I don't do things on Thursday. It is a stupid and pointless day that should cease to exist because it just teases people.
Friday was a super day, I spose. I went to school and the rest of the Circus crew had to audition for the play. So, we were there and DeMaio was, too. We spoke to him and I offended him because I'm good at that, now aren't I? Blah blah. More talking to DeMaio. The rest of them auditioned and then we went our ways cause I had to go to the football game for band at 6:30 or whatever. I got there late and sat next to Conrad cause I would rather die than sit next to Mole Rat. A bunch of kids came there and they were replacing the words to the songs we were playing with the word "band". Ian was singing "band band band" during Eye of the Tiger and hitting my back, so I didn't get much playing in. I hung out with LJ when I didn't have to play and she didn't have to cheer. She drove me home afterwards, and I came home and watched Degrassi, which disappointed me cause they're all old now.
Saturday was Faire on the Square and I went to the back section to watch the bands play. LJ came a little bit after I did. There was a guy performing who looked EXACTLY LIKE ADAMO RUGGIERO IT WAS FUCKING SCARY AS FUCK. I almost died. LJ even thought they looked alike and she's only seen Adamo a few times. Juliet gave me a quarter for telling him they looked similar and he found us crazy, I think. Um. LJ fell in love with Pat and I fell in love with a fellow named Max. Not the Fosque, though mad love for him, too. The Syzlaks were good when they played. I enjoyed their song about McEvoy. Oh man. Atrophy was aweessoommme. I love Tyler. They sounded so much like Incubus and he had Brandon Boyd's voice. And Charlie Kessinich is just the coolest person who looks like an Albino to enter the world. Afterwards, me and LJ were gonna grab a bite, and Ryan was coming along. We found Lisamarie so us 4 were gonna go but Richardson followed us and Stephanie Burke found us. We all went to Napoli's and got rid of Richardson. We went to Ryan's house and hung out in his tree house. Stephanie had to go, so me, Lisa and LJ stayed until 9, cause LJ's mom made her leave then.
On Sunday, the bridal party give and take a few went shopping for shoes for the wedding. We bought a pair that I will never wear again, cause there will never be a reason for me to. Nope. Never a reason for me to. Oh well. The family came over afterwards and I talked to Lau on the phone. She went to her cousin's gay wedding. I envy her.
Monday was a pointless day of school, per usual. Aren't all days of school pointless? I either went to Lisa's this day or the next and did a WONDERFUL randition of "For the Longest Time" as Brona Brown, the sex pot. It was fabulicious.
Hm. Tuesday, once again, pointless. I despise school, really, I do. I can't even remember what I did Tuesday. I doubt it had importance. Oh yeah, we got our roles and I'm a nameless no one, no shock.
Wednesday I hate Dan Crease-dawg. Yep. I do. I had to go to dance again. My parents had another psychic party. At dance, Iris and I had an awesome discussion about Degrassi. Ha. Iris was in a Quaker Oat's commercial. Ha ha. Funny.
Thursday was so, once again, pointless. AHHH. It felt like a Friday. It did. I can't remember what I did then, either. I have the worst memory known to the world on some things.
Friday is memorable because it was a) last night and b) a Friday. We had our first rehearsal for OUR TOWN. Wow. We read through the script, cause we're not Nazis. After, I went to din din with Brendo and then talked to Lau on the phone. We watched Foster's and Billy and Mandy over the phone and when we were gonna watch Degrassi con Marco, Brendo hung up the phone. I love Marco/Adamo. I DOOOOO. When it was over, I watched about 19 seconds of Halloweentown High, and LJ came. We went to the movies at 9 with Ryan and saw Collateral. It was a good movie. Tom Cruise is a sex bomb. Alisa the dildo changed her mind. Tehehe. Oh well. I personally think that Tom Cruise is invinsible. Brendo came and picked us up at around 11 or whatever when it was over. Dave Dick, Jeff and his friend Jessica were in the car. Dave Dick had the largest bottle of ICB Cream Soda ever. He drank the entire thing, too. Jessica said she would knit me a scarf. I'm waiting for it. I am oh am. La la. Brendo started blasting "MY Happy Ending" by Avril the Fucker. Oh man. I was gonna poke my eardrums out with a pen. I came home and talked to Kerrina and Lau on the phone and me and Lau watched Degrassi again.
So, today, Brian rudely woke me up at 2. Rudeass. I was angered. At around 2:40 something, I called back Emily cause she called me earlier. I went to the football game with her and Lau for reasons unknown to me, seeing as how I despise football and Watertown's functions including it. I had nothing else to do. Alfonso and Nicholas were there, as was Ryan and Brian. Wow. Fun times. I came home afterwards and watched Degrassi, which we taped, with Brendo, Alex and Jessica and then Lau called me around 6:20 or something. I went to her house a bit before 7 and we went to rent movies. We rented Fahrenheit 9/11 and Life as a House. Oh man. Fahrenheit 9/11 was SUUUCCH A GOOD MOVIE. Everyone should be required to see it. Especially republicans, those mother fuckers. Bush is such a mother fucker. I despise him. He is ruining the world. You should know that. I love Michael Moore. So, we then put in Life as a House and Hayden Christensian is fucking hot as a goth. Man oh man. He was hottio. And Ian Somerhalder is a sexy, sexy man. Vetty much. I love him so muchos. Ohhh...drool....drool... My mom came a few minutes after 11 AND I DIDN'T GET TO FINISH THE MOVIE. I was angry. VEERRYYY. GGRRRRR. Now I have to borrow it from Jeff Geagan. And I'ma watch Degrassi again at 12. :D
Four day weekend. Oh yes. The joyousness of this festivity. Tehehehhehe.
I miss Jimmy Fallon. :(