Pranks galore!
Normally I dont do pranks unless its a specific occasion (april fools etc.), but with kids like Dave (Z3beast) around, I just can't help it sometimes.
It all started with me and Sam (Topaz) chilling at Mount Olympus, having some fun, when Dave messaged me:
Z 3 B E A S T: I was wondering do u like sam or sumthin
Z 3 B E A S T: ...
XvSiriusvX: ROFL
XvSiriusvX: LMFAO
XvSiriusvX: That was funny ;x
Z 3 B E A S T: shes like 13
Z 3 B E A S T: i was almosrt cracking up myself
Z 3 B E A S T: thinking about it
XvSiriusvX: Dont lie
XvSiriusvX: I know you like her
XvSiriusvX: I'm not blind ;x
Z 3 B E A S T: LMAO
Z 3 B E A S T (5:46:13 PM): no i dongt
So, that was worth a laugh, and I decided to show Sam:
XvSiriusvX: LMAOOOOOOOO
ghetto marker: OMG
ghetto marker: ROFLLMAO
ghetto marker: LMFAO
Sam, of course, catches on quickly, and decides to put in her two cents:
ghetto marker: dave
ghetto marker: I have a confession to make
ghetto marker: I'm pregnant with Andys child=/
Z 3 B E A S T: i see
Z 3 B E A S T: lmao
Rofl, so thats the cue for me to begin the show:
XvSiriusvX: Shit
XvSiriusvX: I never told you did I
Z 3 B E A S T: ??
XvSiriusvX: Me and Sam met..since we live in nyc...
XvSiriusvX: And uh...
XvSiriusvX: Well, some thing happened
Z 3 B E A S T: rofl
Z 3 B E A S T: sure
XvSiriusvX: Um
XvSiriusvX: I dunno if I can tell you or not
Z 3 B E A S T: i dont care
XvSiriusvX: Well, she's pregnant now
Z 3 B E A S T: lmao
XvSiriusvX: Its not all that funny actually
Of course, here Dave retorts with his "rofl thats bullshit I dont believe a word of it" setup, but its obvious deep inside he's intrigued concerning the validity of my statement.
XvSiriusvX: Watch hes gonna start believing it now
XvSiriusvX: I am a master pranker
ghetto marker: BAJJBA
ghetto marker: omg u have to send me more
ghetto marker: i cant stop laughing
XvSiriusvX: I'm working him
XvSiriusvX: He's a tougher nut to crack than I thought
XvSiriusvX: But I'll do it
And so...
Z 3 B E A S T: lmao
XvSiriusvX: I told her not to blab it out
XvSiriusvX: Dude wtf is so funny?
Z 3 B E A S T: mhm
XvSiriusvX: I'm trying to get her to have an abortion now
XvSiriusvX: Alright well
XvSiriusvX: I can tell you arent someone I can trust with that kind of info
XvSiriusvX: I thought for a bit that maybe you were
Z 3 B E A S T: lol
XvSiriusvX: Guess I was wrong
Z 3 B E A S T: I guess
Z 3 B E A S T: =D
Z 3 B E A S T: Im not that gullible dood
XvSiriusvX: No, you're just blind
XvSiriusvX: You have such a fear of being gullible
XvSiriusvX: That you let simple reality pass you right by
Z 3 B E A S T: Really?
XvSiriusvX: You pay a cost of ignorance to ensure your anti gullibility
XvSiriusvX: You cant even tell the truth apart from the fake
Z 3 B E A S T: i was alredy ignorant
XvSiriusvX: And thats sad
..and so, that was that; I knew all I had to do then was leave it alone for about 5 minutes, and wait for him to message me in some shape or form which would reveal to him if it was really a joke or not. And so...4 minutes later..
ghetto marker: =/
Z 3 B E A S T: i thought he would share the convo
ghetto marker: what convo?
Z 3 B E A S T: why else would u iM me wit =/
ghetto marker: because I tell you i'm pregnant and you just go off on "lmao" that's seriously not funny.
ghetto marker: And you wonder why I never said hi to you.. Hormones kid, Hormones!
Z 3 B E A S T: Mhm
ghetto marker: And you WONDER why I was so hostile towards Andy.
Z 3 B E A S T: wut hostility
Z 3 B E A S T: there was none
ghetto marker: I was rude to Andy.
ghetto marker: He knocked me up.
ghetto marker: =/
Z 3 B E A S T: Huh
ghetto marker: =/
XvSiriusvX: LMFAO
XvSiriusvX: LFAMOAMRALRFM
XvSiriusvX: HE KNOCKED ME UP!
XvSiriusvX: HAAHHAAH
ghetto marker: ABAJAJBA
XvSiriusvX: Whop
XvSiriusvX: His im is blinking
XvSiriusvX: Sec ;x
****
Z 3 B E A S T: so wut else is new?
Z 3 B E A S T: im on the orc campain
XvSiriusvX: I'm not in the mood to chat with you right now
Z 3 B E A S T: y?
XvSiriusvX: Um, I think the discussion we just finished should be sufficient in answering that question
Z 3 B E A S T: y do u expect me to beilve that?
XvSiriusvX: Why wouldnt I? I had no idea you were going to take it in a joking fashion
XvSiriusvX: The only reason I laughed when you asked if I like her was because it was a defense against the truth, that she's pregnant, which scares me
Z 3 B E A S T: fine if i sed that i beilve u and it blows up in my face with u going "ROFL LMFTA
XvSiriusvX: But then I thought about it for a minute, and I realized that the truth will have to be dealt with
XvSiriusvX: And i decided to share it with you
Z 3 B E A S T: r u a religious person?
XvSiriusvX: No
Z 3 B E A S T: didnt think so
Z 3 B E A S T: Hmm
Z 3 B E A S T: errr fine i beileve u
Well Dave, here goes....ROFL LMFTA; oh man, thats like the 3rd or 4th time Dave was pranked...what would I do without these kids..;x
It all started with me and Sam (Topaz) chilling at Mount Olympus, having some fun, when Dave messaged me:
Z 3 B E A S T: I was wondering do u like sam or sumthin
Z 3 B E A S T: ...
XvSiriusvX: ROFL
XvSiriusvX: LMFAO
XvSiriusvX: That was funny ;x
Z 3 B E A S T: shes like 13
Z 3 B E A S T: i was almosrt cracking up myself
Z 3 B E A S T: thinking about it
XvSiriusvX: Dont lie
XvSiriusvX: I know you like her
XvSiriusvX: I'm not blind ;x
Z 3 B E A S T: LMAO
Z 3 B E A S T (5:46:13 PM): no i dongt
So, that was worth a laugh, and I decided to show Sam:
XvSiriusvX: LMAOOOOOOOO
ghetto marker: OMG
ghetto marker: ROFLLMAO
ghetto marker: LMFAO
Sam, of course, catches on quickly, and decides to put in her two cents:
ghetto marker: dave
ghetto marker: I have a confession to make
ghetto marker: I'm pregnant with Andys child=/
Z 3 B E A S T: i see
Z 3 B E A S T: lmao
Rofl, so thats the cue for me to begin the show:
XvSiriusvX: Shit
XvSiriusvX: I never told you did I
Z 3 B E A S T: ??
XvSiriusvX: Me and Sam met..since we live in nyc...
XvSiriusvX: And uh...
XvSiriusvX: Well, some thing happened
Z 3 B E A S T: rofl
Z 3 B E A S T: sure
XvSiriusvX: Um
XvSiriusvX: I dunno if I can tell you or not
Z 3 B E A S T: i dont care
XvSiriusvX: Well, she's pregnant now
Z 3 B E A S T: lmao
XvSiriusvX: Its not all that funny actually
Of course, here Dave retorts with his "rofl thats bullshit I dont believe a word of it" setup, but its obvious deep inside he's intrigued concerning the validity of my statement.
XvSiriusvX: Watch hes gonna start believing it now
XvSiriusvX: I am a master pranker
ghetto marker: BAJJBA
ghetto marker: omg u have to send me more
ghetto marker: i cant stop laughing
XvSiriusvX: I'm working him
XvSiriusvX: He's a tougher nut to crack than I thought
XvSiriusvX: But I'll do it
And so...
Z 3 B E A S T: lmao
XvSiriusvX: I told her not to blab it out
XvSiriusvX: Dude wtf is so funny?
Z 3 B E A S T: mhm
XvSiriusvX: I'm trying to get her to have an abortion now
XvSiriusvX: Alright well
XvSiriusvX: I can tell you arent someone I can trust with that kind of info
XvSiriusvX: I thought for a bit that maybe you were
Z 3 B E A S T: lol
XvSiriusvX: Guess I was wrong
Z 3 B E A S T: I guess
Z 3 B E A S T: =D
Z 3 B E A S T: Im not that gullible dood
XvSiriusvX: No, you're just blind
XvSiriusvX: You have such a fear of being gullible
XvSiriusvX: That you let simple reality pass you right by
Z 3 B E A S T: Really?
XvSiriusvX: You pay a cost of ignorance to ensure your anti gullibility
XvSiriusvX: You cant even tell the truth apart from the fake
Z 3 B E A S T: i was alredy ignorant
XvSiriusvX: And thats sad
..and so, that was that; I knew all I had to do then was leave it alone for about 5 minutes, and wait for him to message me in some shape or form which would reveal to him if it was really a joke or not. And so...4 minutes later..
ghetto marker: =/
Z 3 B E A S T: i thought he would share the convo
ghetto marker: what convo?
Z 3 B E A S T: why else would u iM me wit =/
ghetto marker: because I tell you i'm pregnant and you just go off on "lmao" that's seriously not funny.
ghetto marker: And you wonder why I never said hi to you.. Hormones kid, Hormones!
Z 3 B E A S T: Mhm
ghetto marker: And you WONDER why I was so hostile towards Andy.
Z 3 B E A S T: wut hostility
Z 3 B E A S T: there was none
ghetto marker: I was rude to Andy.
ghetto marker: He knocked me up.
ghetto marker: =/
Z 3 B E A S T: Huh
ghetto marker: =/
XvSiriusvX: LMFAO
XvSiriusvX: LFAMOAMRALRFM
XvSiriusvX: HE KNOCKED ME UP!
XvSiriusvX: HAAHHAAH
ghetto marker: ABAJAJBA
XvSiriusvX: Whop
XvSiriusvX: His im is blinking
XvSiriusvX: Sec ;x
****
Z 3 B E A S T: so wut else is new?
Z 3 B E A S T: im on the orc campain
XvSiriusvX: I'm not in the mood to chat with you right now
Z 3 B E A S T: y?
XvSiriusvX: Um, I think the discussion we just finished should be sufficient in answering that question
Z 3 B E A S T: y do u expect me to beilve that?
XvSiriusvX: Why wouldnt I? I had no idea you were going to take it in a joking fashion
XvSiriusvX: The only reason I laughed when you asked if I like her was because it was a defense against the truth, that she's pregnant, which scares me
Z 3 B E A S T: fine if i sed that i beilve u and it blows up in my face with u going "ROFL LMFTA
XvSiriusvX: But then I thought about it for a minute, and I realized that the truth will have to be dealt with
XvSiriusvX: And i decided to share it with you
Z 3 B E A S T: r u a religious person?
XvSiriusvX: No
Z 3 B E A S T: didnt think so
Z 3 B E A S T: Hmm
Z 3 B E A S T: errr fine i beileve u
Well Dave, here goes....ROFL LMFTA; oh man, thats like the 3rd or 4th time Dave was pranked...what would I do without these kids..;x