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Omg I can't take my job anymore!!!
Yesterday, I was closing in Elkton. While I was in the back mopping some lady with open wounds on her face and no front teeth comes up and starts yelling "HEY HEY!" So I come up to the front with the 'what the fuck' look on my face. She yells "HEY! Are you still OPEN?!" I nod and proceed to ask her what type of sub she wants.
She said she wanted the sweet onion teriyaki sub, which didn't answer my question, so I said: Well, then do want Chicken or Steak.
She decideds on the steak. Her reasoning: "My belly is FULL OF CHICKEN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" (She blurts this out as she shakes her stomach with her two hands).
After that, She went on and on about how she's addicted to subway and how there is one in a Super Wal-mart and how she orders 3 footlongs, how she's her father's only daughter and he just bought her a house, how her dad is a neat freak (so therefore, I needed to cut the sandwich in 4 pieces...that and it'd be easier for her to chew), and then there was the story about how her italian boyfriend beat her up and knocked her teeth out. Not to mention he apparently shot her in the leg.
My response: "DID YOU SEND HIS ASS TO JAIL???"
Her response: "The cops won't do it because he'll just go back to italy and then he'll kill me".
(WHAT?!)
Then she started crying talking about how she found this place that accepts medicaid and will fix her teeth.
After all of that she called me love, honey, and POOH BEAR! "POOH BEAR! YOU DON'T HAVE THE TYPE OF POP I WANT!!!"
Finally, once she was leaving she blurted "I love you"
My response: "yeah you too".
****Apparently, she was in the gas station earlier that night and told the girl working and a customer that she was riding her bike and the wind knocked her teeth out.
**************************OUR CONCLUSION: She's on drugs and her teeth fell out*********************************
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Then today some guy said to me as he was leaving: "Try to stay warm," (because it was raining) "and don't feed your dog too many drugs"
WTF???
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And on a good note:
Sean likes me :)
**Our convo tonight:
Hmm...it used to be that u had to have talent to sell cd's says
so i'll talk to you later, and if u were planing on thinking about me tonight, dont think the worst, you'll be thinking wrong
Miranda. says:
so think the best then?
Hmm...it used to be that u had to have talent to sell cd's says:
yea, think the best
Awwwwwwwwwww! This whole thing is kind of weird that we are talking again and are going on a "date" on tuesday seeing as how he's my ex boyfriend.....but yet it's sort of cool. Maybe this time I won't be such a bitch to him!
Yesterday, I was closing in Elkton. While I was in the back mopping some lady with open wounds on her face and no front teeth comes up and starts yelling "HEY HEY!" So I come up to the front with the 'what the fuck' look on my face. She yells "HEY! Are you still OPEN?!" I nod and proceed to ask her what type of sub she wants.
She said she wanted the sweet onion teriyaki sub, which didn't answer my question, so I said: Well, then do want Chicken or Steak.
She decideds on the steak. Her reasoning: "My belly is FULL OF CHICKEN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" (She blurts this out as she shakes her stomach with her two hands).
After that, She went on and on about how she's addicted to subway and how there is one in a Super Wal-mart and how she orders 3 footlongs, how she's her father's only daughter and he just bought her a house, how her dad is a neat freak (so therefore, I needed to cut the sandwich in 4 pieces...that and it'd be easier for her to chew), and then there was the story about how her italian boyfriend beat her up and knocked her teeth out. Not to mention he apparently shot her in the leg.
My response: "DID YOU SEND HIS ASS TO JAIL???"
Her response: "The cops won't do it because he'll just go back to italy and then he'll kill me".
(WHAT?!)
Then she started crying talking about how she found this place that accepts medicaid and will fix her teeth.
After all of that she called me love, honey, and POOH BEAR! "POOH BEAR! YOU DON'T HAVE THE TYPE OF POP I WANT!!!"
Finally, once she was leaving she blurted "I love you"
My response: "yeah you too".
****Apparently, she was in the gas station earlier that night and told the girl working and a customer that she was riding her bike and the wind knocked her teeth out.
**************************OUR CONCLUSION: She's on drugs and her teeth fell out*********************************
--------------------------------
Then today some guy said to me as he was leaving: "Try to stay warm," (because it was raining) "and don't feed your dog too many drugs"
WTF???
------------------------------------------------
And on a good note:
Sean likes me :)
**Our convo tonight:
Hmm...it used to be that u had to have talent to sell cd's says
so i'll talk to you later, and if u were planing on thinking about me tonight, dont think the worst, you'll be thinking wrong
Miranda. says:
so think the best then?
Hmm...it used to be that u had to have talent to sell cd's says:
yea, think the best
Awwwwwwwwwww! This whole thing is kind of weird that we are talking again and are going on a "date" on tuesday seeing as how he's my ex boyfriend.....but yet it's sort of cool. Maybe this time I won't be such a bitch to him!