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Aug 30, 2004 11:31



yes yes; monicas back from vacay*
cancel your prescription of zoloft NOW*

lmfao!!!! im hilarious; id say . .lol

north carolina was pretty much off the hook..
it always is; but with jessica present; it was bangin*

bY FAR::tOO many funny things happened......it was insanee*

  • jessica met mark -->> toothless 22yr old southerner..who
    apparently thought jessica was older than she was .lol
  • we met DREW. JOEy. RiO<3 & "bevERLY"
    lmfao ; lovely charactersss . .
  • we developed a strong infatuation with CENTER STAGE*
    & cooper nealson's dance moves during a SLOW song
  • I* developed a stronger infatuation for DiXiE SHANAHAN*
    lovely hick who killed her abusive husband & kept his body in their bed for a little more than a year <3 lol
  • if monica was in the summer olympics; she couldve brought home 56332432 gold medals in swimming; enough said * lol
  • we also became rather large fans of UNSOLVED MYSTERiES*
  • MY MOTHER is equivalent to an escaped convict. . lol . .
    she gets pulled over. VA cop swears she was going 77mph when the speed limit was 65mph. . . he also tells her she couLD face a jail sentence->> but he was nice enough to claim she was going 73MPH instead of 77 on the ticket . . hes nice?? . .  lmfaoo
  • i learned lots about my childHOOD* ex::
    i had my period at the wopping age of 9MONTHS*
    &my pee literally burned my leg. .
     *SO WHEN I SAY; "im gonna piss on ur face" -->> BE SKURRED* lmfao
  • my mom + margharitas = big no*
  • "GEE; HELP ME . .I CANT BREATHE!!" ::splashing in the water::
    ::gee&jess reply:: "MON-->> STAND UP!" LMFAOO
  • jeSsiCAs LoveLY piG LAtInO skills; lol mine are impRoViNG
    SuDdO fuDduCuDdkUdd yuDDoU <33 lmfao
  • betWeeN the waves & mine and jessicas re_enactment of
    TEEN WiTCH* lol -->> i think i basically can say i saw
    yessy naked! lmfao .. 
  • our oH sO hOtt eMo picTurES** [[being developed as i write this]] lmfao
  • meLteD rEeSeS piECes iN beTweEN my LEgS*
    "LOOK AT IT ; WUTS IT LOOK LIKE??" lmfaO

BUT my favorite!!
a h e m ::

::TEEN WiTCH ON THE TV SCREEN::

:monica stands by the window; sunlight beaming thru.. looking outside...looking rather 'emo':

:monica starts walking around the room:
"JESS; CHASE ME ! ! "

:jessica starts to walk in my path:
 -->>  then pulls her pants down <3

HOLY FUCKiN GOd**
*sPeEChLEsS* THE FUNNIEST THING I THINK I EVER SAW;
I SWEAR TO GOD;;; oh my!!! we were dying .. lol . .i guess it would make more sense to u kids if u actually saw the movie. .

the two *16* year olds ; WHO WERE PROMOTING BAD STUFF ON A g*RATED MOVIE*  [lol] weRe chasing eachother around an abandoned house leaving behind pieces of clothing . .lol <3

jeSSiCA chRiSTiNA HERNANDEZ is the FuNNiEST giRL aLiVE; As wELL as a VARSiTY CHEERLEADER & MY BesSteSt friEND <3 lol xoxoxoxox
 "i knew u would make it jess; ur a good dancer"

lmfao . . . eightTWENTYtwo-2nine_oH4 <33

weLL thatS aLL children; soMe LyRiCS

gOODbyE!!!

It’s such a simple thing I never feel this way I have nightmares I have dreams of you gone There is something in you I want today

So hide the bones away Beneath the yellow lines You’re scared of what you lose or What you might gain this time I love you more that I should I would wrap my heart in bands of rosewood I love you more than I should I would stay beside you here, ten million years You see yourself in the mirror yeah You see yourself at night You see yourself in the gutter baby Baby you see yourself like a star shining bright but I... I love you more than I should I would wrap my heart in bands of rosewood I love you more than I should I would stay beside you here ten million years Every minute every hour Every second you take me over Every night every day I wait I take I know I take but I love you more than I should I would wrap my heart in bands of rosewood I love you more than I should I would stay inside you here ten million years. Ten million years Ten million years
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