Everything I need to know about life I've learned from the Gilmores
Almost anything can be "dirty"
The four food groups are: fast food, junk food, frozen food and take out
Always carry a book you never know when you'll need it
Oy, with the poodles already!
God lives in London
Coffee is essential for survival
Swans are vicious birds
Snow is magical
The difference betweem cows amd humans is hay
Childbirth is like doing the splits on a crate of dynamite
The fish flies at night
If you have a Harry Potter book on you head and drop the book, Harry will die.
If men can name their kids after themselves why not women?
Never buy something just because its furry
Backwards baseball caps and flannel never go out of style
Copper boom!
Its much better to have a haunted leg than a cold
You can never have to many thanksgiving dinners
Booze is grown up milk and cookies
A lap is an illusion
If your frustrated with someone try pushing him in a lake
When stuck in a hopeless situation, climb out the balcony window
The answer to problems in the middle east is, "i have to poop."
Dressing up in a cute maid costume is as close as any self-respecting girl needs to get to cleaning up
Answer the pepperoni
Roomba=vaccum and entertainment in one nifty package
Beware of jeep hitting deer
Keep that horoscope it may bring you luck
Stay away from windows when drinking
The Last Supper can not be funky
Sometimes you just gotta deviled egg a car
The greatest of bonds is that of a mother & daughter
The four food groups are: fast food, junk food, frozen food and take out
Always carry a book you never know when you'll need it
Oy, with the poodles already!
God lives in London
Coffee is essential for survival
Swans are vicious birds
Snow is magical
The difference betweem cows amd humans is hay
Childbirth is like doing the splits on a crate of dynamite
The fish flies at night
If you have a Harry Potter book on you head and drop the book, Harry will die.
If men can name their kids after themselves why not women?
Never buy something just because its furry
Backwards baseball caps and flannel never go out of style
Copper boom!
Its much better to have a haunted leg than a cold
You can never have to many thanksgiving dinners
Booze is grown up milk and cookies
A lap is an illusion
If your frustrated with someone try pushing him in a lake
When stuck in a hopeless situation, climb out the balcony window
The answer to problems in the middle east is, "i have to poop."
Dressing up in a cute maid costume is as close as any self-respecting girl needs to get to cleaning up
Answer the pepperoni
Roomba=vaccum and entertainment in one nifty package
Beware of jeep hitting deer
Keep that horoscope it may bring you luck
Stay away from windows when drinking
The Last Supper can not be funky
Sometimes you just gotta deviled egg a car
The greatest of bonds is that of a mother & daughter