painfully bored
1. Who is the last person you held hands with?
denise
2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
doubtfully
3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
rarely but sometimes
4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
no
5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
yup
6. What is your longest fight with one of your friends?
still ongoing. i suspect it'll last years.
7.Are you afraid of the dark?
nahh
8. Where did Number 9 go?
who knows. where ally my dead dreams have gone perhaps?
10. Who can you always turn to?
julie
11. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
can't remember. i'd love one but stepping in and out is a scary prospect.
13. Are you drinking anything right now?
no
17. What do you want for Christmas?
same thing i wanted last year. a macbook.
18. Do you know the muffin man?
huh?
19. Do you talk in your sleep?
rarely but sometimes. it's a good time to ask questions if you really wanna know the truth.
21. Have you ever flown a kite?
yes
22. When was the last time you went swimming and where?
don't remember.
25. Have you ever asked for a horse?
nooooo
26. Plans for tomorrow?
dunno. maybe i'll lay down in the afternoon.
27. What's your middle name? and why?
michael. from the bible.
28. Missing someone right now?
always
29. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
yesterday. i always tell my mom when we end a call.
34. What are you looking forward to?
i get some cream cheese won-tons tonight!
35. Have you ever crawled through a window?
plenty of times.
36. Have you ever eaten dog food?
not really but when i was a child, i was obsessed with dog biscuits.
39. have you ever eaten green eggs and ham?
uh, no
40. What are 3 things you always bring with you to places?
phone, keys and some money.
41. Any cool scars?
now i have about 10 on my foot/leg. my fave one tho is on my thigh from when i forgot to bring a knife to a knife fight.
42. Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
oh yeah.
45. How often do you talk on the phone?
a few times a week.
46. Do you believe in love?
yup, also believe in cancer.
47. Is there something you want that you can't have?
where do i start?
48. Four things about the preferred sex that you first notice?
hair, body, eyes, music tastes. in that order.
49. Who are you thinking of right now?
yolanda
50. Who did you last hug?
denise
52. Where is your phone?
right to the right of the laptop.
53. What was the last thing you ate?
chow mein.
54. Orange or blue?
blue
55. Last movie/t.v show you watched?
simpsons
56. What song are you currently listening to?
testure - 'puppy
57. What do you want?
a life.
58. Who was the last person you ate your favorite food with?
can't remember.
59. last person you talked to on the phone?
mom
60. Who was the last person you hung out with?
i don't "hang out" at all these days.
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1. What color does your hair look like when it’s wet? black.
2. Do you remember the date of your prom? didn't go. =/
3. Was your last kiss long and sensual or short and sweet? short and sweet.
4. When kissing, do you like to be on top or bottom? bottom
5. Do you think your boyfriend really loves you or is he just saying it? n/a
6 is missing.
7. Is it time to clean your cat litter box (assuming you have a cat)? no cat.
8. By cat litter box, I mean your vagina? don't have one of those, either.
9. Basically, are you clean? yes
10. Why are most surveys made just for girls (with questions about boobs, lipstick, boyfriends, etc)? i wish i knew...
11. Oh well, this survey’s for girls, do you wear dark lipstick? n/a
12. Do you own any red high heels? n/a
13. Can you even walk in high heels? n/a but i tried once. it was hilarious.
14. Do you have any make-up on right now? ditto
15. What are your measurements? n/a
16. Does your boyfriend/husband know what size your boobs are? n/a
17. He should so he can buy you sexy lingerie, right? n/a
18. If you wear glasses, do you have those little disposable lens wipes to clean them with? i don't wear them.
19. Of if you have contacts, are they colored? n/a
20. Have you ever fallen asleep with your contacts in and then woke up to them basically sticking to your eyeballs and your vision is all fuzzy? n/a
21. Do you have hair extensions or do you think those are strictly for the scene kids? n/a
22. Am I scene for saying, "kids" in the last question? huh?
23. List all the things you have from your boyfriend at your house right now? n/a
24. Do you feel uncomfortable when crossing busy streets? no, should I?
25. Last time you exercised and for how long? yesterday. 3 x / week.
26. Have you ever worn guys’ Nike shorts? no
27. How does your hair look/smell right now? blah. i have no one to impress.
28. Last girl who called you hot/sexy/something else of the sort? a couple nurses last night said i was worth fighting over (and that they would). that was cool.
29. Was she hitting on you? prolly not.
30. Last guy you called you hot/sexy/something else of the sort? n/a
31. Was HE hitting on you? n/a
32. If you got a pet today, what would you name it? n/a
33. Have you ever taken the 5,000 question survey? i think so.
34. They say sneezes are like miniature orgasms...do you agree with that? no, that would be a real bummer.
35. Do you think a virgin would enjoy getting fondled more than a person who has had sex multiple times? why the hell not?
36. Does wearing long sleeve shirts irritate you? no, i just roll up the sleeves, even if it's at work and i'm wearing a tie.
37. Last nice restaurant you went to? n/a
38. Who were you with, what did you order, and how much was it? n/a
39. What would you do if your boyfriend/husband got drafted into war tomorrow? n/a
40. Does the smell of vinegar make you feel like you’re going to throw up or do you like it? it's okay.
41. Do you know anyone who has committed suicide? not personally.
42. If you do and you don’t mind me asking, how did they go? n/a
43. Do you think it’s unladylike for a woman to say "fuck"? why the fuck should i care?
44. Are any of your friends upset about anything right now? prolly
45. Have you ever attended a high school homecoming dance and football game? both
46. When you have a rubber band and you’re around someone, do you feel the urge to pop them with it? no
47. Did anything bad ever happen to you while you were on a bus? not that I can recall.
48. Has a guy ever touched your butt without permission? no
49. How many formal dresses do you own? n/a