qotw = "KANGAROOS ARE BOY RABBITS!!!" - crazy lady (i was desperate for a qotw and she spouted that out this morning, okay?)
sotw =
Do you ever bite your lip? only on accident sometimes. i have a tendency to chew on it a lot, though.
Would you rather eat your pizza cold or hot? either
Do you say the f word a lot? fuck yeah!
Last time you wore shorts? a couple weeks ago. now that it's winter, i'm alllll pants.
How many belts do you own? none. everything's elastic.
Do you blow dry your hair? no
How many days until your next birthday? 330?
Did you enjoy your weekend? no
Do you have any homework to do? surely, you jest.
What were you doing at 7:00 AM? sleeping!
Can you keep a secret? depends on the secret
Do you tell your mum everything? not really.
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb? constantly
How old is the first person on your top? on top of what?! me?! the building?! a porcupine?! i need to know!
Are you missing someone? yes and will be for a while
What movie is in your DVD player? what will be in it is a documentary called "wtf do we know?!"
Has anyone ever mistaken you for someone else? again, constantly.
Number 1 walks out of your life, do you go after them? nah. if they wanna go, let them.
The person you have feelings for shows up at your house, what do you do? try to get her drunk.
If you were a crayon what color would you be? gray
Have you done anything embarrassing lately? again, constantly.
Light hair or dark hair in the opposite sex? either. i'm not very finnicky.
What was your dream about last night? don't remember.
Are you currently frustrated with a girl/boy? meh, i'm ok.
How is your hair right now? messy
What is tomorrow? monday. i can also count to 10!
Last person you rode in a car with? don't remember.
Describe the shirt you're wearing? penny arcade. "some people play tennis. i erode the human soul."
Do you enjoy summer? not particularly.
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with? dawn
How has this past week been for you? blah
Were you happy when you woke up today? never am.
Did you laugh a lot at something today? not yet.
What woke you up this morning? dawn yelling at me.
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? probably not.
Do your initials spell out a word? nope
Do you find graveyards scary? no, not at all.
Have you ever gotten a sunburn so bad it hurt to move? oh god, yes.
Will you be in a relationship next month? no
Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night? prolly
If your friends warn you about someone, do you listen? never