Apr 06, 2006 21:47
Vodka n Cheese (9:34:48 PM): i have to wash dishes...but while i do that, please tell me your life story
Stencilographer (9:34:52 PM): ok
Stencilographer (9:35:00 PM): i was born a poor young black child
Stencilographer (9:35:04 PM): hold on
Stencilographer (9:37:34 PM): and then i went to kindergarten
Stencilographer (9:37:47 PM): it pretty much sucked, except for these two girls
Stencilographer (9:37:59 PM): and it's been all emotional ever since
Stencilographer (9:38:14 PM): that's right, i started my love life when i was five
Stencilographer (9:38:19 PM): and it hasn't stopped since
Stencilographer (9:38:45 PM): please don't misunderstand, i didnt become "active" until well into my teen years
Stencilographer (9:38:53 PM): but the emotion has always been there
Stencilographer (9:39:05 PM): then, in middle school, i went into overdrive
Stencilographer (9:39:08 PM): and it sucked
Stencilographer (9:39:24 PM): i went through the whole "punk/rockabilly" thing
Stencilographer (9:39:28 PM): which was gaaaaay
Stencilographer (9:39:34 PM): i even died my hair orange
Stencilographer (9:39:38 PM): it was gaaaaaay
Stencilographer (9:39:47 PM): and then i became a freshman
Stencilographer (9:39:50 PM): again gaaaaaay
Stencilographer (9:40:02 PM): but now that i'm a senior, it's pretty much the shit
Stencilographer (9:40:13 PM): except for the fact that crystal lives in rocklin
Stencilographer (9:40:17 PM): thats pretty
Stencilographer (9:40:20 PM): gaaaaaay
Stencilographer (9:40:55 PM): but anyways, there may have been a few gaps in that story, but i'm sure you can fill in the rest with your imagination
Stencilographer (9:41:12 PM): one time i ran from the cops, another time i called them
Stencilographer (9:41:35 PM): i tagged a banana suit and got suspended for 2 days and paind 245 dollars
Stencilographer (9:42:00 PM): i once got lost in the woods for two days
Stencilographer (9:42:08 PM): search and rescue teams and all
Stencilographer (9:42:19 PM): then i met blaise
Stencilographer (9:42:30 PM): and it was definitely NOT gaaaaaaaay
Stencilographer (9:42:38 PM): it may have been the least gaaaaaay thing ever
Stencilographer (9:42:52 PM): i am convinced we were separated at birth
Stencilographer (9:43:08 PM): and then i will get my tattoo and move to europe this summer
Stencilographer (9:43:18 PM): to start my odyssey
Stencilographer (9:43:43 PM): i plan to move from france across germany and europe, across asia, and end up in japan
Stencilographer (9:43:51 PM): where i will become a bike messenger
Stencilographer (9:43:57 PM): after that turns gaaaaaaay
Stencilographer (9:44:14 PM): i will move to san fransisco, and continue bike messenging and painting
Stencilographer (9:44:50 PM): then, i hopefully will get recognized, and start my own gallery shows, while at the same time become a professional velodrome racer
Stencilographer (9:45:11 PM): then i will name one of my kids richie cunningham
Stencilographer (9:45:31 PM): he will carry forth the Dodd namesake, and become a total bad-ass later in life
Stencilographer (9:46:31 PM): did i mention i n*sync once thought i was a girl named Katie? seriously, no shit. just ask my mom. it makes for a great party story.
Stencilographer (9:46:48 PM): and that's about it.
Vodka n Cheese (9:47:00 PM): good story
Stencilographer (9:47:06 PM): thanks
Stencilographer (9:47:27 PM): so good, i have to poljst it in my
Stencilographer (9:47:33 PM): *post it in my lj
Vodka n Cheese (9:47:40 PM): yesss!