because it's more entertaining than a thesis statement...
Have you ever..?
[xxxx] Given a hickey
[x] Danced around in your underwear
[xxxxx] Gotten a hickey
[xxx] Gone to summer camp
[xxx] Sang into your hairbrush
[Xx] Refused to listen to a teacher
[X] Cried in public
[ ] Made a perverted snowman
[x] Done the splits
[x] Picked flowers from other people's lawns
[Xxxxxxxxx] Walked around in your underwear
[ ] Been grounded
[xx] Tripped on your feet
[xx] Checked under your bed before going to sleep
[X] Played on a sports team
[x] Spent all day on the computer
[ ] Worn black nail polish
[Xxxxxx] Forgotten a birthday of someone important
[Xxx] Had a conversation with yourself
[Xx] Fallen asleep at school
[ ] Lied to a doctor
[Xx] Been to a slumber party
[X] Had a pillow fight
[ ] Lied about your age
[xxxx] Made fun of someone to fit in
[Xxx] Stood up for someone who was being bullied
[xxxxxxxxxx] Heard people talking badly about you
[xxxx] Been called fat
[x] Been called anorexic
[ ] Fainted
[xxx] Went outside in underwear
[x] Worn an article of clothing without realizing the tag was still on
[ ] Kicked someone 5 years younger than you
[x] Cursed at a teacher
[ ] Cried in front of a teacher
[ ] Cursed at a parent
[ ] Done drugs
[xx] Licked somebody
[xxxxxx] Had sex
[X] Called the police
[Xxx] Made a prank call
[xxxxx]Stolen something from a store
[x]Said a racist comment and meant it
[x] Made yourself throw up
[xxxx] Thought you were going crazy
[ ] Doubted your sexuality
[Xxxx] Lied to a teacher
[ ] Wished you were dead
[ ] Tried to kill yourself
[xx] Given the finger to a complete stranger
[Xxxxxxxxx] Been to a concert
[ ] Went to school in pajamas
[ ] Hurt an animal on purpose
[ ] Broken something that was special to someone else because you were mad
[xxxxxxx] Cheated on a test
[xxxxxxxxx] Copied off of someone else's homework
[ ] Sworn at a little kid
[ ] Driven while you were drunk
[ ]Been in a car accident
[ ] Spit in someone's food
[ ]Ran away from home
[x]Skinny-dipped
[xxxxx]Held a real gun
[xxxxx] Wished someone would die
[ ] Been beaten up
[ ] Beat someone else up
[xxx] Wished someone would be raped
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Wondered what the world has come to
[xxx] Had a crush on a teacher
[ ] Ate so much you got sick
[xx] Hurt yourself on purpose
[x] Thrown a glass object so that it broke
[ ]cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend
[xxx]Kissed someone you hardly knew
[ ] Smoked a cigarette
[x]Broken a bone
[Xx] Bitten someone
[x] Worn a mini skirt
[ ] Made out with someone of the same sex
[ ]Eaten dog/cat food
[X] Stuck gum under a table
[Xxxxx] Written on a desk at school
[Xxxx] Chewed a pencil
[ ] spit on someone
[ ]Been spit on
[ ]Driven over your lawn
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Told your crush you liked them
[x] Skipped class
[xxxxxx] Written on a cubicle in a public bathroom
[Xxx] Stayed up all night
[xxxx] Eaten a bag of cookies in a day
[ ] Been kicked out of a store
[ ] Put dog/cat food in someone's food
[xx]Refused to pay someone back after you promised you would
[x] Read someone else's diary
[xxxxx] Sworn at an animal
[X] Tripped in public
[xx] Walked into a pole
[X] Walked into a parked car
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Found someone much older than you very attractive
[x]Stapled your finger
[xx]Laughed at someone who was seriously hurt
[ ]Found a bug in your cereal
[ ] Been so lazy you wouldn't get up to go to the bathroom
[xx] Fell off the bed
[ ] Peed your pants at school
[xxxxxx] Watched porn
[x] Almost drowned
[xx] Had a black eye
[X] Went rollerblading and crashed into a bush
[x] Made fun of someone because they were fat
[x]Snuck out of the house
[xxxx]Dyed your hair
[ ] Cut your own hair
[ ] Been stung by a bee/wasp
[xxx] Climbed on a roof
[ ] Worn gothic make-up
[ ] Had a contact break in your eye
[ ]Had food poisoning
[ ]Had heat-stroke
[xx] Bought an article of clothing and never wore it
[xx] Cut yourself on a blade
[ ] Fallen on glass
[xx] Worn an article of clothing that was lime green
[ ]Eaten a bug
[x] Eaten something that fell on the ground
[ ]Been to a shrink
[ ]Had surgery
[x]Needed braces
[ ] Worn a bikini
[xxxxxxx] Failed a test
[xxxx] Failed a class
[Xxx] Been teacher's pet
[x] Been teacher's least favorite student
[xxx] Slow danced
[x] Been afraid of the dark
[xxxxxxxx] Seriously thought of hurting someone else
[xxxxx] Had a cavity
[x] Been in love
[xxxx] Given a hickey
[x] Danced around in your underwear
[xxxxx] Gotten a hickey
[xxx] Gone to summer camp
[xxx] Sang into your hairbrush
[Xx] Refused to listen to a teacher
[X] Cried in public
[ ] Made a perverted snowman
[x] Done the splits
[x] Picked flowers from other people's lawns
[Xxxxxxxxx] Walked around in your underwear
[ ] Been grounded
[xx] Tripped on your feet
[xx] Checked under your bed before going to sleep
[X] Played on a sports team
[x] Spent all day on the computer
[ ] Worn black nail polish
[Xxxxxx] Forgotten a birthday of someone important
[Xxx] Had a conversation with yourself
[Xx] Fallen asleep at school
[ ] Lied to a doctor
[Xx] Been to a slumber party
[X] Had a pillow fight
[ ] Lied about your age
[xxxx] Made fun of someone to fit in
[Xxx] Stood up for someone who was being bullied
[xxxxxxxxxx] Heard people talking badly about you
[xxxx] Been called fat
[x] Been called anorexic
[ ] Fainted
[xxx] Went outside in underwear
[x] Worn an article of clothing without realizing the tag was still on
[ ] Kicked someone 5 years younger than you
[x] Cursed at a teacher
[ ] Cried in front of a teacher
[ ] Cursed at a parent
[ ] Done drugs
[xx] Licked somebody
[xxxxxx] Had sex
[X] Called the police
[Xxx] Made a prank call
[xxxxx]Stolen something from a store
[x]Said a racist comment and meant it
[x] Made yourself throw up
[xxxx] Thought you were going crazy
[ ] Doubted your sexuality
[Xxxx] Lied to a teacher
[ ] Wished you were dead
[ ] Tried to kill yourself
[xx] Given the finger to a complete stranger
[Xxxxxxxxx] Been to a concert
[ ] Went to school in pajamas
[ ] Hurt an animal on purpose
[ ] Broken something that was special to someone else because you were mad
[xxxxxxx] Cheated on a test
[xxxxxxxxx] Copied off of someone else's homework
[ ] Sworn at a little kid
[ ] Driven while you were drunk
[ ]Been in a car accident
[ ] Spit in someone's food
[ ]Ran away from home
[x]Skinny-dipped
[xxxxx]Held a real gun
[xxxxx] Wished someone would die
[ ] Been beaten up
[ ] Beat someone else up
[xxx] Wished someone would be raped
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Wondered what the world has come to
[xxx] Had a crush on a teacher
[ ] Ate so much you got sick
[xx] Hurt yourself on purpose
[x] Thrown a glass object so that it broke
[ ]cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend
[xxx]Kissed someone you hardly knew
[ ] Smoked a cigarette
[x]Broken a bone
[Xx] Bitten someone
[x] Worn a mini skirt
[ ] Made out with someone of the same sex
[ ]Eaten dog/cat food
[X] Stuck gum under a table
[Xxxxx] Written on a desk at school
[Xxxx] Chewed a pencil
[ ] spit on someone
[ ]Been spit on
[ ]Driven over your lawn
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Told your crush you liked them
[x] Skipped class
[xxxxxx] Written on a cubicle in a public bathroom
[Xxx] Stayed up all night
[xxxx] Eaten a bag of cookies in a day
[ ] Been kicked out of a store
[ ] Put dog/cat food in someone's food
[xx]Refused to pay someone back after you promised you would
[x] Read someone else's diary
[xxxxx] Sworn at an animal
[X] Tripped in public
[xx] Walked into a pole
[X] Walked into a parked car
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Found someone much older than you very attractive
[x]Stapled your finger
[xx]Laughed at someone who was seriously hurt
[ ]Found a bug in your cereal
[ ] Been so lazy you wouldn't get up to go to the bathroom
[xx] Fell off the bed
[ ] Peed your pants at school
[xxxxxx] Watched porn
[x] Almost drowned
[xx] Had a black eye
[X] Went rollerblading and crashed into a bush
[x] Made fun of someone because they were fat
[x]Snuck out of the house
[xxxx]Dyed your hair
[ ] Cut your own hair
[ ] Been stung by a bee/wasp
[xxx] Climbed on a roof
[ ] Worn gothic make-up
[ ] Had a contact break in your eye
[ ]Had food poisoning
[ ]Had heat-stroke
[xx] Bought an article of clothing and never wore it
[xx] Cut yourself on a blade
[ ] Fallen on glass
[xx] Worn an article of clothing that was lime green
[ ]Eaten a bug
[x] Eaten something that fell on the ground
[ ]Been to a shrink
[ ]Had surgery
[x]Needed braces
[ ] Worn a bikini
[xxxxxxx] Failed a test
[xxxx] Failed a class
[Xxx] Been teacher's pet
[x] Been teacher's least favorite student
[xxx] Slow danced
[x] Been afraid of the dark
[xxxxxxxx] Seriously thought of hurting someone else
[xxxxx] Had a cavity
[x] Been in love