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Sorry that I haven't updated in sooo long...I just have been incredibly busy for the past....year. hahaha...
Well lets go back to monday. We had our first away game at Casey - which we lost. Horribly. But that's ok, you can't always win all of them. I lost my voice after the game because I was screaming so loudly at all of the players. Kendra was sooo hilarious...omg here's some of the things we said:
Me:"I have a knife in my pocket. Its a spongebob knife...so I can kill him happy"
Me:"OOOHH! Animal crackers - in my soup! Can I have some?!
Me:"Hit me up with some of those fruit loops"
Me:"FUCKING A"
((Kendra had the ball and was going down the court and a fat ref got in the way and almost killed kendra))
Me:"I just want to yell to those refs...MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASSES!"
Me: (directed to shayla) "Come on , you have a couple fouls left, use them up"
Me:"Katie, your such a crackhead"
Me:"Ugh...I cant play without my spongebob water bottle. WHERES MY MOMMA?"
^alllll of that made kendra laugh uncontrollably. it was effing hilarious.
So back to today. We just had a game at transit against sweethome. THEY SUCK! ((no offense...hem hem...) the score was 52 - 16. Fifty - friggin - two! Transit girls -you were effing amazing out there!....so enough about the game...the side lines is where all the funny shit happens! hahaha...hannah is so funny. omg. she's so cute! shes about 4 feet tall, and shes hilarious!
Me: THAT GUY WAS A DOUCHE BAG, WHY DIDN'T HE CALL IT?!
Hannah: What's a douche bag?
Shayla and me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
((hannah kept begging us to tell her))
Shayla: alright, alright, its when a woman is on her.....
Hannah: OOOOOHHHHH! so why did u call that guy a douche bag? i thought it was only for girls!
Shayla: you will never understand. hahahahahahaha
Hannah: oooohhh, i get it. you called him a douche bag because when the guys wang---
Shayla and Me: NO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
OMG THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS! ILU SHAYLA AND HANNAH!
So katie Flashner was sitting on the ground, drinking her red gatorade. And then raina said something really funny and Katie like, threw up and spit out her drink every where. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT WAS SO FUNNY. THEN, she was trying to clean it up with her jersey! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AND THEN SHE PUT THE CHAIR ON TOP OF IT SO THAT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG KATIE, YOU'RE ON FREAKING CRACK, YOU CRACK HEAD! OMMMG I-L-U-S-M!
Don't worry, things get even better...
So it was half time, right? And we were all shooting around and I'm like, "Kendra, if i make this ((from the 3-point line)) you have to give me a box of animal crackers." and then kendra agreed. but i missed it. and then kendra's like, "you have 3 tries" so i missed my second one too. and then i made my third one! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, kendra, 'WHAT WERE THE ODDS OF YOU MAKING THAT?!?!?!?!?!" hahahahahahahahahahahaha. so kendra owes me one BOX of animal crackers. kendra, "i dont have the box, i only have the bag of animal crackers." WELL I WANT THE EFFING BOX, YOU HEAR ME?! YOU HAVE UNTIL FRIDAY TO GIVE IT TO ME!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and while all of this was going on, Gabby was rapping the whole time about elmo and basketball. it was so freaking hilarious. hahahahaha ilu gabby, even tho ur racist.
Wow, I have never laughed so much in one day in my entire life. ILU2D BASKETBALL GIRLS!
By the way, rach, what is our spirit going to be? people were telling me different things and you're like, in charge of it all. haha, so tell me when you know for sure, k? <333
Nadine cohen sucks so bad. im never talking to her ever ever never ever again. well, maybe only until tomorrow. hahahahaha. nadineeeee you lucky effing bitch i hate you! hahahah ilu.
Wooooooooooooooooooo, wow, that was a lot of typing...mmmmm. im gonna go eat dinner and do the insane amount of homework that i have been putting off....
<3jess<3