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I am telling you right now. You are going to want to read this.
So I walked home from school [which was our last day] and went over to Buffalo Wild Wings with Kendra, Claire, Gina and Justine. We hardly had enough money so we all just put it together and bought some chicken wings which no one ate anyway...So we all walked over to Target and it was Claire, Kendra and me against Justine, Gina and Scott. We were playing hide-and-go-seek tag and my team definately won. Kendra went up to the front and told them to paige Justine and Gina and when they walked up, we all ran away and my team had hats and glasses on so obviously they didn't see us. Then Justine's team gave up so we all walked back to my house. There were people cleaning our carpets, so we couldn't go any where but the basement and thats where Justine was doing her Miss Swan impression on the kareoke machine. We got bored in my basement, so we went to James' house and that's when the madness started...
So we walked over to James' house and rang the doorbell. He came outside and we were all talking to him on his front door step. Then Mariah came out with her cousin, Cloey and they were on the phone with two seventh graders from Transit. The two girls on the phone were Jasmine and Andrea (they were, indeed, black. not that i be disrespectin or anything). I know Jasmine from basketball, and when we were on the team together, I would always joke around and call her rascist and she would laugh and she never took it offensively. So Mariah told me that Jasmine was on the phone, so she gave me the phone and I'm like, "Hello? Is this Jasmine? Hahaha you're so racist so you can get your white ass over here and bring it!" And then Jasmine freakin snapped and was like, "WHAT THE FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH? IM FUCKING HALF-BLACK AND MY DAD IS WHITE SO IF IM RACIST DOES THAT MEAN I HATE MY DAD? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME YOU BITCH SO DONT FUCKING TALK." Wowww so I was like okayy and then i gave the phone back to Mariah. Then Jasmine's friend, Andrea wanted to talk to me and she's like, "WHAT THE FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH I WILL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW I AM 110% BLACK AND IM NOT GONNA TAKE THAT SHIT. YOU DONT MOTHER FUCKING DISRESPECT MY PEOPLE OR I'LL MOTHER FUCKING BEAT YO MOTHER FUCKING ASS YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH." And after she said all of that, I didn't even know what she said because all she was saying half the time was "Mother Fucker-this and Mother Fucker-that." So Justine ended up getting on the phone and doing her "Miss Swan" voice. So apparantly, Andrea got really pissed about Justine talking in that voice and she screamed into the phone, "THAT IT. YOU MOTHA FUCKERS BETTER GET FUCKING READY CAUSE I'LL BE THERE IN 15 MINUTES TO BEAT YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSES." and then she hung up. So at this point, believe it or not, I was scared shit-less. I seriously thought that she was going to come over and beat me. But everyone else was like, "Omg jessica, she's not going to come over here and beat you up." but i was still scared. So we all went into James' house and Justine, Gina and I were in the kitchen and everyone else was by the front door. Then all the sudden I hear, "WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE? IMA BEAT THAT LITTLE WHITE HO WHERE SHE AT? WHERE SHE AT?" and I thought it was Andrea coming to beat me up so Justine Gina and I all ran into the laundry room (which had no lock) and I put a broom between the handel. So all three of us were staring at eachother, and all of the sudden someone was pounding on the door and pushing at it and screaming, "LET ME IN, LET ME IN IMA KILL YOU." and I was pissing my pants at the point, because I thought it really was those girls come to beat me up. So I was screaming at Gina to call the police, and all the sudden the person stopped beating on the door. I opened it up, and everyone was laughing at me and it was Cloey and Mariah pretending to be Andrea and they were all laughing at me. I seriously had never been so scared for my life ever. I seriously thought it was Andrea and that she was going to beat me up. So after that, I was freaking pissed and scared so I went home. We were all sitting in my driveway and all the sudden James' phone starts ringing and it's Mariah telling us that Andrea and Jasmine are at the house and that they were looking for me. So I started freaking out and we all piled into my garage and locked the doors and we watched them walk over from the window. They were standing outside my garage and then James fricken opened the garage door and then I saw Andrea. Now it's sort of ironic because when I was listening to Andrea bitch me out on the phone I would expect her to be like a 5 foot 10 beefy black girl. But instead, she was about 4 foot 9 and incredibly skinny. So I ran out the door and went to Scotts (God knows why...) and when we came back, everyone was sitting on the chairs in the back yard and Andrea was on my fricken Hammock. So we all got in a group and Andrea is like, trying to bitch me out and kept saying mother fucker and im like yeaahh i cant believe i was afraid of this weak fuck. Hahaha and then Andrea called Ali a "little skinny white bitch." So after her whole screaming at me thing, she went over and sat down and I went inside while everyone else was talking to Mariah and I went and told Josh, Al (my brother's friend) and my Mom about what happened. And Al is like, "Ok, I'm going to pretend like I'm your brother and come out there and yell at her." So he runs and gets his shoes on, and storms out of the house and starts yelling, "WHERE THE FUCK IS ANDREA? HUH? WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE?" So Andrea looks all scared and shes like, "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" and then Al goes off and starts screaming, "WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE KID? WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH MY SISTER? I HEARD YOU WERE DISRESPECTING MY FAMILY AND THREATENING TO RAPE THEM? WHAT THE FUCK? I WILL BEAT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ASS RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW. C'MON LETS GO." and so Andrea pulls off her key-chain necklace and gives it to Jasmine (as if shes going to fight) and shes like " I DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE BUT YOU BETTER GET OUT OF MY MOTHER FUCKING FACE. I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING TO YOUR SISTER. THATS IT, IM GOING TO GET MA BROTHER'S SO YOU BETTER BE READY, BITCH." and then her and Jasmine walked away and Josh was laughing his ass off and we were all laughing. Hahaha i love Al. So then we all just hung out in the back around the table and talked. Andrea ended up not coming over with her two brothers and we all just hung around until they had to go home. I honestly don't think that I have ever been more afraid of a little black girl in my entire life. That has to be the funniest thing that has ever happened to me.
So after that whole thing, I went to Ali's and we swam for a while and I ended up sleeping over...Scott and Amanda's party is today so i bet that will be fun...
Good luck, matt