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xx.Do you enjoy depressing music? my dog does
xx.What makes you sigh? midgets in pornos
xx.How many hours a day, on average, do you spend feeling sorry for yourself? when i stick my keys up my butt... hours
xx.Who or what always brings you down? raunchy farts
xx.Do you wear glasses? no
xx.What frightens you? birds
xx.Do you wear sweaters all the time? yes
xx.What makes you tick? small peckers
xx.How many times has your heart been broken? 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times
xx.What do you think of Dashboard Confessional? i masterbate to him
.[PUNK].
xx.Tell me about that time you broke that law! when i commited sodomy last night
xx.What or who pisses you off? people who don't commit sodomy
xx.Would you rather date a sissy or a homebody? ur mom
xx.Sex or drugs or breaking stuff? all of em
xx.The Clash or The Ramones? the ramones.
xx.What do you think about Anarchy? oi oi skinhead
xx.Tell me about a prank you played! when i took a poo on my schoolteachers face while he was sleeping
xx.Do you do things that are "bad for your body"? i shoot up heroin
xx.How many times have/were you kicked out of that place?! still countin
xx.Are you in trouble all the time? when brian says i am
.[METAL].
xx.How messy are you in general? woot woot eww i got beer on my breath and cornflakes in my beard woo woo!!! GNARKILL
xx.Do you bang your head on things repeatedly? ur mothers face woo woo! GNARKILL
xx.What do you think of mullets? they fuckin suck woo woo!GNARKILL
xx.When did you start drinking alchohol? the day i was born bitch woo woo! GNARKILL
xx.Do you go to concerts often? if it's gnarkill woo woo! GNARKILL
xx.What bands rock your pants off? do they have to be metal? GNARKILL woo woo! GNARKILL
xx.What do you think about violence? it's a way of life woo woo! GNARKILL
xx.Who or what makes you homicidal? GNARKILL woo woo! GNARKILL
xx.Worship Satan or practice black magic? both with GNARKILL woo woo! GNARKILL
xx.How wild are you in general? crazy mother fucker woo woo! GNARKILL
.[RAP].
xx.Do you live in the ghetto? shit nigga i live in the woods
xx.Have you ever even held a gun before? i got 2 45's on me right now shit nigga u take me for a fool?
xx.How much bling do you own? shit i got a platinum toilet
xx.Would you rather have your best friend be a wangsta or a wigga? shit wangsta.
xx.Would you rather be bustin' caps or rollin' joints? shit i be bustin caps while rollin joints them niggas just don't listen
xx.Big butts or big boobs? shit ass and titties
xx.What's your best pickup line? lemme borrow that pussy baby i'll give it right back
xx."Fo' Sho" or "Yeah, son"? shit nigga u stupid!
xx.What race are most of your friends? shit cuban
xx.Ever been to prison? my assholes the size of a tree fo sho
xx.What makes you sigh? midgets in pornos
xx.How many hours a day, on average, do you spend feeling sorry for yourself? when i stick my keys up my butt... hours
xx.Who or what always brings you down? raunchy farts
xx.Do you wear glasses? no
xx.What frightens you? birds
xx.Do you wear sweaters all the time? yes
xx.What makes you tick? small peckers
xx.How many times has your heart been broken? 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times
xx.What do you think of Dashboard Confessional? i masterbate to him
.[PUNK].
xx.Tell me about that time you broke that law! when i commited sodomy last night
xx.What or who pisses you off? people who don't commit sodomy
xx.Would you rather date a sissy or a homebody? ur mom
xx.Sex or drugs or breaking stuff? all of em
xx.The Clash or The Ramones? the ramones.
xx.What do you think about Anarchy? oi oi skinhead
xx.Tell me about a prank you played! when i took a poo on my schoolteachers face while he was sleeping
xx.Do you do things that are "bad for your body"? i shoot up heroin
xx.How many times have/were you kicked out of that place?! still countin
xx.Are you in trouble all the time? when brian says i am
.[METAL].
xx.How messy are you in general? woot woot eww i got beer on my breath and cornflakes in my beard woo woo!!! GNARKILL
xx.Do you bang your head on things repeatedly? ur mothers face woo woo! GNARKILL
xx.What do you think of mullets? they fuckin suck woo woo!GNARKILL
xx.When did you start drinking alchohol? the day i was born bitch woo woo! GNARKILL
xx.Do you go to concerts often? if it's gnarkill woo woo! GNARKILL
xx.What bands rock your pants off? do they have to be metal? GNARKILL woo woo! GNARKILL
xx.What do you think about violence? it's a way of life woo woo! GNARKILL
xx.Who or what makes you homicidal? GNARKILL woo woo! GNARKILL
xx.Worship Satan or practice black magic? both with GNARKILL woo woo! GNARKILL
xx.How wild are you in general? crazy mother fucker woo woo! GNARKILL
.[RAP].
xx.Do you live in the ghetto? shit nigga i live in the woods
xx.Have you ever even held a gun before? i got 2 45's on me right now shit nigga u take me for a fool?
xx.How much bling do you own? shit i got a platinum toilet
xx.Would you rather have your best friend be a wangsta or a wigga? shit wangsta.
xx.Would you rather be bustin' caps or rollin' joints? shit i be bustin caps while rollin joints them niggas just don't listen
xx.Big butts or big boobs? shit ass and titties
xx.What's your best pickup line? lemme borrow that pussy baby i'll give it right back
xx."Fo' Sho" or "Yeah, son"? shit nigga u stupid!
xx.What race are most of your friends? shit cuban
xx.Ever been to prison? my assholes the size of a tree fo sho